The Nurse and the Ghost
Rhyming Couplet Ideas
by wisecrack
See the squeaking of the nurse,
I think he's angry at the burse.
He finds it hard to see the pot,
Overshadowed by the right ott.
Who is that cuddling near the net?
I think she'd like to eat the anisette.
She is but a cunning ghost,
Admired as she sits upon a barbary coast.
Her playful car is just a boyfriend,
It needs no gas, it runs on back end.
She's not alone she brings a girl,
a pet monkey, and lots of showgirl.
The monkey likes to chase a bowl,
Especially one that's in the scole.
The nurse shudders at the ideal aunt
He want to leave but she wants the eggplant.From @wisecrack