You know... sometimes. The best thing to say is nothing at all lol. This post left me chuckling... smiling, and well... somewhat speechless 😁. This reminds me of a period, or rather... time in my life. Before I was diagnosed with MS, I was dealing with the terrible Trigeminal Headaches I was being treated for... No different than now... I didn't really have the funds for all the medicine they were shoving down my throat. So...

One late morning... one of many I lived; working 10+ hours a day... going to college online... I had one of those headaches. I was also out of my meds. As I looked through all the natural remedies for these headaches. I came upon a story about a fellow who used Capsicum in different forms. I had a leftover cayenne pepper flakes packet from Pizza Hut. So... I emptied out the contents... crushed the flakes into powder, and snorted...

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After several hours of coughing... sneezing... snot running out of every hole... (mainly my nose)... I realized, my headache was gone! As you disclaim... I do not recommend ANYONE to ever try that LOL. But it's a true story! And fits into your post lol... You are crazy... and I love you, brother, lol...