<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 22:21:34 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Got a little situation here.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Mike when they ask if he is going to pay his taxes this time. Giphy]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/got-a-little-situation-here</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/got-a-little-situation-here</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2018 01:30:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMYm7kjD2gVA5jUSZ5PdStRDc7oVFsus3mkcoKMP?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Paradox]]></title><description><![CDATA[So is it so delusional that even this loon can recognize it is delusional Giphy Or is it completely reasonable but she thinks it is delusional? Mind blown.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/paradox</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/paradox</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2018 17:13:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGNGT3rjGCZmUuRxvj48ziFphgoN7gXj9VhNcQocR?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Needs another s]]></title><description><![CDATA[Be careful ladies. If you sleep with any of these guys, you will need to add an "S" to the beginning of this. 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The real shock is that neither one]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/a-copuple-of-pals-escaped-from-their-nursing-home-to-check-out-a-heavy-metal-show</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/a-copuple-of-pals-escaped-from-their-nursing-home-to-check-out-a-heavy-metal-show</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2018 02:54:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4qEixipsxSf1NbXf3traZgrR5Suyr779Q5JwDRv8CVWTs6FKzbkXFUmre12jLsReZt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bear wanders into the Shining hotel.]]></title><description><![CDATA[A bear recently wandered into the Stanley Hotel. This is the same hotel that was in the movie "The Shining". image Something tells me he was looking for this image]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/bear-wanders-into-the-shining-hotel</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/bear-wanders-into-the-shining-hotel</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2018 22:17:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83iyjBMnNU5wcupgVwAt2cnVUEicZZBormBKpX8u4ZBuu4QyCqhNkk5FF67wuNV83wg7zHZ6av659G?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why?]]></title><description><![CDATA[So it seems a teenager from the country of Georgia decided to show off by solving 6 Rubik's Cubes while underwater and only taking one breath. Something tells me that he dind't practice for this in addition]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/why</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/why</guid><category><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2018 21:45:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eKDX516pP1J8oUPjqTL1avP8hSzLnh5F2Jz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The emergency rooms better get ready.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hope they are ready for the latest event in the Darwin competition. Ash Randall holds the Guinness World Record for controlling a soccer ball with his feet while laying on a moving car. How long did he]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/the-emergency-rooms-better-get-ready</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/the-emergency-rooms-better-get-ready</guid><category><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2018 20:00:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKXR4MrvUzc7kXbKANnPfAsDvrB6YTNaAi1FtsqMdQDGtX94BjVDguytHsTKsKU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I don't blame you.]]></title><description><![CDATA[How do you feel about Rosanne Barr's pants? 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Here was the company's]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/has-been-star-claims-prescription-causes-racism</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/has-been-star-claims-prescription-causes-racism</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 13:57:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/B69zEhWZA8UDm9YpwZ6CYEEerXZGyroEXN47T9MVnJXaH2cBC9GmQ6u2dkyvdi5mMSRzjAhp348kDtyTfbvuxqacy8XWRAp9DwdFE92e?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman Gets Schwifty in Tim Hortons]]></title><description><![CDATA[According to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, a woman demonstrated just how much of a Rick and Morty fan she was while patronizing a local Tim Horton's restaurant. 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The sample was not smiling after it exploded. src Not sure what she consumed,]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/is-it-legal-to-heat-urine-in-a-public-microwave</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/is-it-legal-to-heat-urine-in-a-public-microwave</guid><category><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 23:49:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/23KQwnog7Q1jpM7UDCGg4h9V6WRjfe6ke8fQP2VZb53PioxmW45GuK6s4vWAmfTwDdEZk5VKxmRwNgcbvTRRohzdQqepdXb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man on social media asks if anyone would "like to buy his snake".]]></title><description><![CDATA[In a not very surprising move, Connecticut police have arrested a man who was offering to "sell his snake" on social media. (Not Cameron DeFrances) src What is surprising is that he was actually]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/man-on-social-media-asks-if-anyone-would-like-to-buy-his-snake</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@weirdnews/man-on-social-media-asks-if-anyone-would-like-to-buy-his-snake</guid><category><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdnews]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2018 15:49:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/46aP2QLrGDMRBDgttccK5k53T3DRxUEXq9eZXHVL9SHg2VGSMyqtinJUDTnzY2T66a5cp6CZv4KyR6iR2gsvEf3aJNBx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dylan McWilliams is the most delicious person alive.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The judges have spoken and have determined that Dylan McWilliams is the world's tastiest human. He may not look like the world's tastiest human, but a shark, bear and snake can't be wrong! 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