Good Lord! I laughed my head off at your story about picking up a stick on the beach. You should have stabbed him in the heart with the stick so the ambulance would have to transport him off the beach with the stick still in his heart, to prevent blood loss, and then filed charges against him for removing the stick from the marine sanctuary.

There are places that have title that precludes property tax.

Wikipedia has a section under property tax that lists several jurisdictions that do not tax real property. This list is not exhaustive, and there are a variety of localities that do not tax some properties. Churches, NGO's, and governments are sometimes excluded from paying property taxes in various jurisdictions. Allodial title is superior to any other claim, in contrast to fiefdoms, or fee simple title, which is granted by the Allod, or ultimate overlord of all the realm in which the property lies. Parties with allodial title to their land do not pay property tax, generally being kings and such.

Thanks!