I've learnt a new word today, thanks for the share!

Precrastinator:
A person who has the urge to complete tasks as soon as possible, even if it requires extra effort or results in diminished quality.

This was easily the most entertaining thing I have read today, you're perspective on travel is sublime, and also fills me with a decent amount of optimism that if I survive parenthood I might be able to pick up the travel bug again in future and start filling my own passport with a few stamps again! :)