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Anonymous confessions posted by real U of T students. Follow the Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/UofTConfess/
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[#50178] I have more important things to worry about than tr...
[#50178] I have more important things to worry about than trying to stop people from ripping my penis off with their bare hands. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50178]
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[#50177] Writing a paper on any topic you want is like playi...
[#50177] Writing a paper on any topic you want is like playing the card game pig: you just sift through papers until you collect a handful that are related and viola you have your topic. Posted from U
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[#50176] how do I tell if the person sitting next to me is a...
[#50176] how do I tell if the person sitting next to me is a fob? Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50176]
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[#50175] I want to die
[#50175] I want to die Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50175]
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[#50174] I look strong but I'm actually just fat.
[#50174] I look strong but I'm actually just fat. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50174]
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[#50173] To the guy with the black backpack sitting beside m...
[#50173] To the guy with the black backpack sitting beside me in calc: the smell of your shampoo is nice, but a bit distracting. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50173]
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[#50172] If I dropped a same course 3 semesters straight, wi...
[#50172] If I dropped a same course 3 semesters straight, will I be able to enroll in the same course? Like, is there a penalty for repeating to drop and retaking the course? Posted from U of T Confessions
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[#50171] Space is like really fucking big. Like think of the...
[#50171] Space is like really fucking big. Like think of the biggest thing on Earth. Space is at least like... twice as big. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50171]
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[#50170] There are more hairs on your head than there are hu...
[#50170] There are more hairs on your head than there are humans in the Andromeda galaxy. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50170]
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[#50169] If you can't find someone to fill a position no mat...
[#50169] If you can't find someone to fill a position no matter how hard you look, it means:the job is shitthe working conditions are shitthe hours are shitthe pay is shityou are shit Posted from U of
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[#50168] What is the most messed up thing you've ever mastur...
[#50168] What is the most messed up thing you've ever masturbated to? I once masturbated to my dog once (I was 15 and everything made me horny). I also masturbated to another dog, not my own, when I was
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[#50167] The all-time top post on Askreddit was written by B...
[#50167] The all-time top post on Askreddit was written by Bill Gates. What a strange world we live in. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50167]
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[#50166] Yo to the guy who wants to name their child Senator...
[#50166] Yo to the guy who wants to name their child Senator: My father is a commanding officer in the military. His name is literally Commanding Officer, that's what his parents named him when he was
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[#50165] I watched Funny Games (1997) because I literally th...
[#50165] I watched Funny Games (1997) because I literally thought it was about funny games. Now, the only thing I find funny is my own naivety. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50165]
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[#50164] load more comments (205 replies)[]annoyingone...
[#50164] load more comments (205 replies)[]annoyingone 16.0k points4 months ago "We work hard and play hard"Translation: "We will work 16-18 hour days and everyone is an alcoholic."
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[#50163] We need to get this Mayes Tang bitch fired
[#50163] We need to get this Mayes Tang bitch fired Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50163]
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[#50162] Isn't it suspicious how people happen to die just i...
[#50162] Isn't it suspicious how people happen to die just in time for their own funeral? Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50162]
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[#50161] Let's face it, sleep is inconvenient. It leaves you...
[#50161] Let's face it, sleep is inconvenient. It leaves you vulnerable to your enemies and it wastes a huge portion of your day that you could use for all sorts of stuff. Wouldn't it be great if you didn't
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[#50160] I only attract SoundCloud rappers
[#50160] I only attract SoundCloud rappers Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50160]
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[#50159] I thought telling someone a secret that's been burd...
[#50159] I thought telling someone a secret that's been burdening me for as long as I can remember would help alleviate some of the mental stress associated with it but It made no difference. I guess I'm
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