Login
Discover
Waves
Communities
Login
Signup
uoftconfessions
@uoftconfessions
5
Anonymous confessions posted by real U of T students. Follow the Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/UofTConfess/
Followers
80
Following
11
Follow
Email digest
Resource Credits
Available
Used
Created
2018-01-21 23:32
RSS Feed
Subscribe
Posts
Blog
Posts
Comments
Communities
Wallet
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49998] If it has anything to do with sex (*anything*), cha...
[#49998] If it has anything to do with sex (anything), chances are I'm into it or I've already done it. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49998]
$ 0.000
1
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49997] When I can't sleep, I masturbate. My dick can now d...
[#49997] When I can't sleep, I masturbate. My dick can now deadlift 120lbs. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49997]
$ 0.000
1
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49996] Don't embarrass people by telling them their flies ...
[#49996] Don't embarrass people by telling them their flies are unzipped; go up to them and zip it for them, out of courtesy. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49996]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49995] If you lack motivation to do something important, u...
[#49995] If you lack motivation to do something important, use the 5 seconds rule. Count to 5, and then don't do it. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49995]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49994] If you don't want to go to class, just step into a ...
[#49994] If you don't want to go to class, just step into a lion. Nobody would want to retrieve you if it means going near a lion. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49994]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49993] If a cop pulls you over and you have gun with you, ...
[#49993] If a cop pulls you over and you have gun with you, hand it over to them with the barrel facing towards them. This way, there's no chance of them accidentally touching the trigger and shooting
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49992] Commit all your crimes in exercise clothes so no on...
[#49992] Commit all your crimes in exercise clothes so no one questions why you're running after you leave the scene. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49992]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49991] When a cop asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?...
[#49991] When a cop asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?", say "Because of all the people I killed?" Cops have tough jobs and your gallows humor will help them get through the day.
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49990] If you see someone swerving and driving on the side...
[#49990] If you see someone swerving and driving on the sidewalk/lawns while driving, do the same. They can probably see ghosts on the road and are trying not to drive through them. Posted from U of T
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49989] When reading a book, tear each page off as you fini...
[#49989] When reading a book, tear each page off as you finish reading it and throw it in the garbage. This way, you'll always open to the exact page you stopped at. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49989]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49988] If you're bad with names, just call everyone Dave. ...
[#49988] If you're bad with names, just call everyone Dave. Then you only have to remember one name. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49988]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49987] If people are uncomfortable around you, kindly remi...
[#49987] If people are uncomfortable around you, kindly remind them that you have a gun. They'll feel more secure knowing the you can defend them if necessary. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49987]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49986] Public urination is perfectly legal if you dont ...
[#49986] Public urination is perfectly legal if you dont pull down your pants. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49986]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49985] If you are tired and need to stay awake for an assi...
[#49985] If you are tired and need to stay awake for an assignment, just think of the uncertainty of your future so the anxiety gives you a panic attack and you won't be able to sleep. Posted from U of
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49984] During important job interviews, let your interview...
[#49984] During important job interviews, let your interviewer know repeatedly that you are not a sex offender. This will build their confidence in you and help them trust you more. Posted from U of T
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49983] Are you feeling lonely? watch Boku no Pico and othe...
[#49983] Are you feeling lonely? watch Boku no Pico and other shota/loli anime. Eventually, there will be people literally breaking down your door to talk to you. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49983]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49982] Put gigantic spikes through your wheels during the ...
[#49982] Put gigantic spikes through your wheels during the winter, so you'll never slip on the roads. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49982]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49981] If you are pregnant, you can drink more now since t...
[#49981] If you are pregnant, you can drink more now since the alcohol is distributed between two bodies. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49981]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49980] Attach your keys to your nose ring so you'll never ...
[#49980] Attach your keys to your nose ring so you'll never lose them again! Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49980]
uoftconfessions
confessions
8y
!
Low reputation account with an unverified outbound link, Reveal content
[#49979] Make a piss stain down really low on your pants, so...
[#49979] Make a piss stain down really low on your pants, so that everyone thinks you have a large penis. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49979]
← Latest
Older →
![[#49998] If it has anything to do with sex (*anything*), cha...](/assets/noimage.png)