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[#49978] If car size is inversely proportional to your dick ...
[#49978] If car size is inversely proportional to your dick size, while shoe size is directly proportional, then clowns must have gigantic penises. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49978]
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[#49977] Pro tip: Don't use your turn signal. It's nobody el...
[#49977] Pro tip: Don't use your turn signal. It's nobody else's business where you are going. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49977]
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[#49976] Sometimes when I'm bored or lonely, I stand on the ...
[#49976] Sometimes when I'm bored or lonely, I stand on the edge of a bridge or building, because for some reason everyone flocks to talk to me. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49976]
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[#49975] Its no homo to be a guy and suck your best frien...
[#49975] Its no homo to be a guy and suck your best friend's dick out of curiosity, because other girls sucked it so youll be making out with all of them by proxy. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49975]
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[#49974] Is a cop arresting you? Just play the national anth...
[#49974] Is a cop arresting you? Just play the national anthem, hell be forced to stand still for the whole thing while you get away. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49974]
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[#49973] If a police officer stops you for a routine traffic...
[#49973] If a police officer stops you for a routine traffic stop, lunge out of your window and grab his gun; he'll rest assured that it didn't fall out of the holster. Posted from U of T Confessions -
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[#49972] Sneak a candy bar into the movie theatres, by disgu...
[#49972] Sneak a candy bar into the movie theatres, by disguising it as your pistol magazine. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49972]
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[#49971] If you forget someone's name, always guess "Mohamed...
[#49971] If you forget someone's name, always guess "Mohamed Smith". Based on statistics, you will always be correct. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49971]
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[#49970] Why are seatbelts shaped like beer bottle-openers
[#49970] Why are seatbelts shaped like beer bottle-openers Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49970]
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[#49969] My professor got mad at me for handing in an assign...
[#49969] My professor got mad at me for handing in an assignment a month late. But in reality, I just handed it in 11 months early for the same course next year. There's no reason at all to be upset. Posted
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[#49968] Hate your miserable, boring job? Just develop a hom...
[#49968] Hate your miserable, boring job? Just develop a home and family life that is so toxic and dysfunctional that you actually prefer being at work. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49968]
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[#49967] U of T life sci taught me that there's no point in ...
[#49967] U of T life sci taught me that there's no point in washing your hands, because everything you touch is dirtier than the toilet ever will be. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49967]
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[#49966] So yeaaaah. Academic integrity hearing session thin...
[#49966] So yeaaaah. Academic integrity hearing session thing at the end of this week. Legit terrified this will fuck up my future education plans. Anyone ever been through one of these that can tell me
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[#49965] Will girls date a good boy?
[#49965] Will girls date a good boy? Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49965]
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[#49964] At the very least, i drink 5 monster drinks each da...
[#49964] At the very least, i drink 5 monster drinks each day. I compensate for this by eating really healthy food and avoiding unneccesary stress. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49964]
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[#49963] When the Ivory Coast bans ivory trade, will we just...
[#49963] When the Ivory Coast bans ivory trade, will we just call it the Coast? Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49963]
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[#49962] If you're being chased by an animal, just lay on th...
[#49962] If you're being chased by an animal, just lay on the ground for 5 seconds. The 5 second rule will prevent the animal from eating you. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49962]
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[#49961] Why does many buildings skips the 13th floor due to...
[#49961] Why does many buildings skips the 13th floor due to superstition, but none skip the 666th floor? Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49961]
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[#49960] Be worry dont happy
[#49960] Be worry dont happy Posted from U of T Confessions - [#49960]
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[#49959] There's this guy in mat237, he's a thin, kinda meek...
[#49959] There's this guy in mat237, he's a thin, kinda meek-looking asian guy with glasses and a short, plain haircut. Anyway, he looks like one of those cute nerds from a k-drama and I wanna lick him
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