So you want to know the answer to “How to live a long life” do you?
A life that is as long as it could possibly be.
And you want that I, Deep Thought, whos very fabric is made up of the answers of the universe, should tell you this thing.
Now.
For free.
Very well.
The answer to the question, “How do I live a long life” is…
Is…
Try not to die for as long as possible.
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