trafalgar
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Satirical columnist and political commentator - I made multiple Tinder profiles just so I could right swipe myself. Alt account @traf for short content
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Zap: Hey look everyone, you can cheat and write as much as you fucking want in the title and it doesn't use up any of your 240 characters! I mean seriously, you can have the entire iTunes terms and conditions up here and they can't do shit!
Zap: Hey look everyone, you can cheat and write as much as you fucking want in the title and it doesn't use up any of your 240 characters! I mean seriously, you can have the entire iTunes terms and conditions up here and they can't do shit!
meow edit: hmmm titles don't show up on Zappl, but at least everyone on Steemit can see that I was being a dick :)
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4 Strange Ways To Gain Trust
4 Strange Ways To Gain Trust
4 Strange Ways To Gain Trust Whether its closing that big deal or convincing your wife that you and the secretary are just going on a business trip to close that big deal, more trust is definitely something
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Which Countries Drink The Most Alcohol?
Which Countries Drink The Most Alcohol?
Housekeeping Thank you to everyone who wrote in last time telling me I was a fucking idiot for believing the 'frogs don't react when slowly boiled in water' myth. Sorry, did I say frogs? I meant rocks
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Is It Ethical To Eat Meat?
Is It Ethical To Eat Meat?
The Benefits of Being A Human First off, congratulations! Because if you're reading this, chances are you're human, or at least a dolphin with an above average intelligence. And that means you beat the
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Why I Hate Job Interviews
Why I Hate Job Interviews
Why I Hate Job Interviews In a society where it's important to at least pretend everyone is equal, job interviews are a stark and constant reminder that we're not. Well, I suppose it's only constant in
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Top 4 Ways Humans Might Go Extinct
Top 4 Ways Humans Might Go Extinct
Top 4 Ways Humans Might Go Extinct With some further ado, I'd like to give you the top 4 most likely ways by which each and everyone one of us on the planet might perish. As relatively intelligent lifeforms
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*CLOSED* Traf's 1 Liner Contest: Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone
*CLOSED* Traf's 1 Liner Contest: Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone
Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone Contest is now closed, winners will be announced in the coming days Come up with a funny, witty or downright silly idea for Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone,
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How NOT to Behave on a Blind Date
How NOT to Behave on a Blind Date
How NOT to Behave on a Blind Date As a rather mediocre looking guy you'd think I'd be more open to the idea of going on blind dates, after all, its statically more likely to work in my favor. Assuming,
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How Do You Spot A Liar?
How Do You Spot A Liar?
How Do You Spot A Liar? If you're anything like me then you've never told a lie in your life either and often wonder why people make claims that they know are untrue, including the one you just read. Most
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How Effective is Our Prison System?
How Effective is Our Prison System?
How Effective is Our Prison System? America only has 4% of the total global population but over 25% of the world's prisoner population. This means, if my maths is correct, that if the U.S. had 20% of the
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Is The World Becoming More Violent?
Is The World Becoming More Violent?
Is The World Becoming More Violent? I seems that every time you turn on your phone/TV/toaster you'll be greeted with some form of violence: be it a terrorist bombing attack in Europe, a battle over a city
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steemit
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3 months, 1000 Followers and $1 Million Later...
3 months, 1000 Followers and $1 Million Later...
3 months, 1000 Followers and $1 Million Later... It feels like it was only yesterday when I made my first post on Steemit, but it's actually been almost 90 yesterdays. Sure takes a while to make a million
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Dog People VS Cat People - Which Team Are You On?
Dog People VS Cat People - Which Team Are You On?
Dog People VS Cat People - Which Team Are You On? Since before the dawn of civilization people have debated over which pets make the best companions, and over time cats and dogs have emerged as the prime
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What Should Money NOT Be Able To Buy?
What Should Money NOT Be Able To Buy?
What Should Money NOT Be Able To Buy? In a world where you can pay for a homeless guy to camp you a spot at the front of the line before the release of a new iPhone, it's difficult to imagine what a MasterCard
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What's it like to be a Spy in Real Life?
What's it like to be a Spy in Real Life?
James Bond James Bond is a shitty spy. This is a rather untimely remark to make in light of the recent demise of beloved actor Sir Roger Moore, but it had to be said. Actually, it didn't really, I could
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Why is Gambling Addictive?
Why is Gambling Addictive?
Why is Gambling Addictive? As an ethnic Chinese, I know a thing or two about gambling addiction - growing up, I was fortunate to have parents responsible enough to wind down the windows before leaving
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Why Do We Like Music?
Why Do We Like Music?
I admit, I know less about music than everyone I've ever met, which doesn't say much about my expertise on this topic; nor does it say much about how representative my social circles are as they don't
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steemit
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It's More Important Than Ever To Post While The Market Is Falling
It's More Important Than Ever To Post While The Market Is Falling
In the midst of this '50% off all crypto currencies must go!' sale I just want to write a short piece reminding all content creators on here that it's now more important than ever to churn out your best
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Trafalgar Rant: Advertisement
Trafalgar Rant: Advertisement
Welcome to a new series called Trafalgar Rant, where I can run a few random thoughts off of the top of my head without worrying too much about structure or delivering a central worthwhile message. Fret
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Why Haven't We Ran Into Alien Lifeforms Yet?
Why Haven't We Ran Into Alien Lifeforms Yet?
Lately, I've often found myself fantasizing about us making contact with intelligent extraterrestrial lifeforms, if only just to see how Trump would try to deal with them. Yet is it really so far fetched?