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Taimoor Abbas
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woman
8y
What is wrong with me?
A woman went to the Doctor and said "When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot – what is wrong with me?". The Doctor replied "Well
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blowjob
9y
You Are Thinking About Blowjob
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss
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mother
9y
Mother of the Year
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul. Link
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sex
9y
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men
9y
Men
Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo. Men 1952: I just fixed the roof. Men 2017: I just shaved my legs. Link
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monkey
9y
Monkey Hair
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud
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jamaica
9y
Jamaican Dairies
A Man Gets His Fiance, Wendy’S Name Tattooed On His Penis. So When He’S Hard It Says “Wendy,” But When It’S Soft It Just Says, “W Y.” So They Get Married And Go To Jamaica On Their Honeymoon. They’Re Dancing
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fun
9y
So Much Has Changed Now
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number! Link
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wife
9y
Embarrassment
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big
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virgin
9y
Not A Virgin Anymore
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him
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google
9y
Most Insulting Lines Said To Google
Most Insulting Lines Said To Google: Link "Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence Before You Start Guessing"
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puzzle
9y
Puzzle Challenge #5
Up vote and give correct answer of this puzzle before everyone to get a re-steem... Hurry up and try to solve it Link
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photography
9y
Colorful Weekend Challenge
#ColorfulWeekend #Photography #YellowColor
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hollywood
9y
What Movies Teach Us
American Movies Teach Us: Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are F.B.I/c.I.A Agents, Working Undercover. The Purpose Of School System
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party
9y
Too Many Guests
There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments. Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not. Then He Got An Idea. Link He Turned
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celebrate
9y
Let's Celebrate
Today is a great day for me as I have reached level 40 on steemit and it is all because of you friends... Thanks Link
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dildo
9y
Soy Beans
What Do A Dildo And Soy Beans Have In Common? They Are Both Used As A Meat Substitute.... Link
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divorced
9y
How I get divorced?
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.
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girl
9y
Please Don’t Wear T-Shirts With Long Quotes
Dear Beautiful Girls, Please Don't Wear T-Shirts With Long Quotes. It Gives Our Wrong Image Whenever We Try Reading It. . . . Sincerely, Honest Boy Link
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mario
9y
Be Like Mario
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew! Link
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