A woman went to the Doctor and said "When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot – what is wrong with me?". The Doctor replied "Well

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul. Link

Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo. Men 1952: I just fixed the roof. Men 2017: I just shaved my legs. Link

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud

A Man Gets His Fiance, Wendy’S Name Tattooed On His Penis. So When He’S Hard It Says “Wendy,” But When It’S Soft It Just Says, “W Y.” So They Get Married And Go To Jamaica On Their Honeymoon. They’Re Dancing

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number! Link

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him

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American Movies Teach Us: Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are F.B.I/c.I.A Agents, Working Undercover. The Purpose Of School System

There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments. Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not. Then He Got An Idea. Link He Turned

Today is a great day for me as I have reached level 40 on steemit and it is all because of you friends... Thanks Link

What Do A Dildo And Soy Beans Have In Common? They Are Both Used As A Meat Substitute.... Link

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.

Dear Beautiful Girls, Please Don't Wear T-Shirts With Long Quotes. It Gives Our Wrong Image Whenever We Try Reading It. . . . Sincerely, Honest Boy Link

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew! Link