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Taimoor Abbas
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Free Lancer... Software Engineer
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2017-10-11 04:16
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dog
9y
Look at it
This pics made my day😆😆😆 Cute dog . . Link
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boss
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CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
To surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, "And in conclusion,
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life
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Her Side of Family
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to
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fun
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Going up?
What goes up and down but never moves? . . . . . . . . . . The stairs! Link
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husband
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Caring Husband
Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: “Where The Hell Are You?” Husband: “Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have
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internet
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How to Hide Your Important Files In Computer
How to Hide Your Important Files From People Without Making Hidden Folders...? Go to Desktop and create a new folder Name the folder Internet Explorer Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer. Done
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bikini
9y
True Gentlemen
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. 😂😆😄 Link
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puzzle
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Spot the Difference
Spot the Difference.... Alright Steemit members this time I am here with a little bit difficult puzzle or optical illusion. Can you spot that what are the differences in both of these pictures?? Mention
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girl
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Smart Girl
Boy : "You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” 😍 Girl : “Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” 😈 Boy : “And smart, too!” 😆😉😋 . Link
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fun
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Drinking Problem
John : My wife suffers from a drinking problem. 😩 Adam : Oh is she an alcoholic? 😱 John : No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers. 😆😆😆 Link
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china
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Chinese Girl
Yesterday I met 2 girls at the market. One of them was a Chinese. I kinda liked her so I asked her for her phone number and she said "Sex,Sex,Sex,Free Sex,Tonight" !! . Link On hearing that I
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love
9y
Look at the positive side
Wife (sadly to her husband) : There is a bad news 😢 Husband : What is it honey 😱 Wife : I can not become a mother 😭 Link Husband : Awwhh... don't be sad, look at the positive side 😊 Wife : What..?
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lottery
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Lottery Ticket
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord,
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puzzle
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EARN RE-STEEM
ANSWER THIS SIMPLE QUESTION... WHICH CUP IS GOING TO BE FILLED FIRST?? WHOEVER WILL GIVE THE RIGHT ANSWER BEFORE EVERYONE WILL EARN A RE-STEEM FROM... SO HURRY UP AND ANSWER Link #ResteemChallenge
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race
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Who will get the cup?
Link Adam: Why are all those people running? Sam: They are running a race to get a cup. Adam: Who will get the cup? Sam: The person who wins. Adam: Then why are all the others running?
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spanish
9y
Learn new languages
Link I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish 😆😆😆
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steemit
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I lost my job
I lost job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over 😆😄😎 Link
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puzzle
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Puzzle of the day
All right Steemians... it's time to exercise your brain cells a bit...Answers this simple puzzle and win a up vote... . . . . Note : Answer should be explained so that it should be decided that you didn't
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trespassing
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No Trespassing 😉
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” Link The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And
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india
9y
Different Position...
Husband: Shall We Try A Different Position Tonight...?? 😍😍 Link Wife- Excellent Idea, You Stand At The Sink & Wash The Dishes & I’ll Lie On The Sofa & Watch TV 😄😂😚
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