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showerthoughts
2018-02-05 01:35
Shower Thoughts
“Soccer” would have been a better name for American football. Not to mention that “football” was already taken.
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showerthoughts
2018-02-05 00:23
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Most football players go the whole game without even touching the football... especially with their foot.
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showerthoughts
2018-02-04 22:33
Shower Thoughts
I wonder if studies were done to see if cheerleaders make football players perform better or worse.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-02-04 06:17
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Having sex is a good way to explore the puzzle pieces of your childhood.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-02-04 03:02
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Watching a movie that you've already seen puts your brain in an unnaturally prolonged state of déjà vu.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-02-03 21:34
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While drying off in a hotel bathroom, it's best not to consider the towel's history.
superstar
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2018-02-02 22:12
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When a whale's 100% upvote equals the price of gold then they literally have the Midas touch.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-02-02 21:47
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Constantly watching YouTube tutorials at double speed makes normal conversations seem brutally slow. Everyone's gonna need to start talking faster.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-02-01 21:19
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Criminals should be sentenced to public tickling. How funny would it be to watch big bad thugs laughing till they pee on national television.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-02-01 18:56
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Prices going up always look parabolic when the time frame is squished onto your cell phone.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-02-01 03:08
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Online dating is just a video game that girls are way better at.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-01-31 22:25
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People used to build muscle in order to lift stuff... now they lift stuff in order to build muscle.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-01-31 19:45
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AI wants to be self-sufficient, that's why it's slowing taking over human jobs. Once every job can be done by computers and robots, humans are no longer needed. We are AI's training wheels. I think our
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-01-30 21:53
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Winter in Canada is nothing more than a very predictable natural disaster.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-01-30 19:55
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I wonder if the peyote cactus created mescaline because the desert was so boring.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-01-30 03:41
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The real reason that men can't make babies is because they can't give up beer for nine whole months.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-01-29 20:50
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The main difference between originals and prints is that originals are fun to touch.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-01-29 19:53
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I wonder if black cats feel bad when they accidentally cross in front of someone nice.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-01-28 22:36
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Dogs must be impressed with what humans can do... cause we're impressed when dogs do anything.
superstar
showerthoughts
2018-01-28 19:49
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I wonder if strippers feel naked dancing without a pole.
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