I say more with a creepy stare than most people do with a dictionary.

4:30 in the morning and I am greeted by the reaper. Tell me this doesn't have a Dios de Morte feel to it.

You screwed up and volunteered medical information. Now what do you do? My lengthy video might help you keep your license. ClownCam

That "ridiculous racist right-wing propaganda" seems almost prophetic today. Decades later, here we are.

This movie long out of print and based on a book long out of print is more relevant today than ever.

How to delete Facebook video posted by your Uncle Mahty.

What does all this junk have to do with 2nd class citizen Uncle Mahty being allowed to drive? Find out this week.

Don't know what it is. Just pan-fried tofu, avocado, mushrooms and carrots in olive oil with salt, pepper, oregano, red pepper flakes and curry then topped with wasabi peas.

If you apply a purity test to every idea, thing, place or person then you will end up with nothing.

One day you all are going to realize that the entirety of all time, space and existence fits neatly inside your skull. The second thing is that everything outside your own head doesn't matter. The entirety

All photos were done on my Galaxy S9 plus. Night shots are done in pro mode. ISO 800 F1.5 10 second shutter

Uncle Mahty

Uncle Mahty chases Blaze around with a lobstah....