Find the prompt here: Respect me! What even is respect? I don't actually have any beef with what I think of as respect, which is basically just recognizing the life in others, basically. I was going to

Find the prompt here: Knowledge. Knowledge. What is it? Some people think they KNOW Big Truths about things, they know God of the Bible is God, they know Jesus is the Son of God, they think these things

Find the prompt and post your own freewrite here: My other castle is a cloud in the sole of a shoe. You wouldn't believe the worlds in shoes, it's amazing. Jumbly, bumbly, worlds, always in motion. It's

Find the post here: Eject her. Eject her. Ejecter. Ejector. Ejector. Projector. Project her. Project, her. She's a project. A project is a thing. A project is a thing that you do. A project can be a craft

Find the prompt here: Waterfall of silver coins, silver coins pouring out, up, down. Silver coins flowing, silver flowing, silver running out of the holes of her ears until the fountain is filled with

Find the prompt here: Empire of nothing. Nothing and no one. No empires. Empirenothing. Nonepire. Nempire. Vampire. Empire. Empire. Emporor. Oops, I spelled that wrong. Emperor? Emperor. Empire. What was

Find the prompt here: Glue him to the table, there there, little paper man, you'll do there quite nicely. Glue her to the table. See, now I've brought you a buddy. You'll be happy together, little paper

Find the prompt here: I beg to differ. I beg to differ. I beg to differ. Please, let me free of this "normal," normative life. There is no such thing as normal. Weirdness is normal. It is normal

Find the prompt here: Cluster fork. Of course that makes me think of cluster fuck. You can't say cluster fork without thinking cluster fuck. Because a cluster fork is not a thing, but a cluster fuck is.

Find the prompt here: Annual award for idiots. Annual award for idiots. I bet that already exists. Or <insert something pithy here about some already existing award for something noteworthy, like an

Find the prompt here: The daily grind. Quixotic. Wait, is that the word? No. Quotidian. That's the word I was looking for. Quotidian means "daily." Not daily grind, just daily. I think. Don't

Find the prompt here: False advertising. False advertising. I remember when I was in my early 20s, I think it was, maybe 20? Katie and I went down to Oregon to visit Meggie, it was her freshman year at

Find the prompt here: A new dawn. A new dawn. Now I'm on vampire brain. I think of of those books/movies about the sparkly vampires had dawn in the title. Breaking Dawn? Maybe. I like Kristin whatshername.

Find the prompt here: Let me breathe. I see those words and think of Black Lives Matter. I think of people, Black men in particular, who have had their breath choked out of them by the knee of a police

Find the prompt here: A crowd of monsters. We're all monsters. Monsters aren't evil, but they're capable of evil. We're all certainly capable of evil. We all hurt, hurting others is not evil, it's something

Find the prompt here: He coerced me. He coerced me. What does coerce mean, exactly? To get someone to do something, pressure them into it, convince them by unsavory means, those are the things I think

Find the prompt here: Another closed polling station. Another closed polling station. Another closed polling station. Another closed polling station. Those are nice words to type, my fingers go all over

Find the prompt here: Acid bath. Acid bath. Acid bath. Acid washed jeans. That's a thing. Acid bath. That's not a thing. Is that a thing? Does that refer to rain that's been contaminated? Acid bath? Is

Find the prompt here: Don't pick that! What? Why? It's the last of its kind, the very last of its kind! You pick it to your doooooooooooooom. Doooooooooooooooom! Doom. Remember that game? I played that

Find the prompt here: A dark glare. A dark glare. A dark glare. A dark glare. A dark glare. Glare. Glam. Glamourous glare. Is that really how you spell glamourous? Looks like one U too many. Maybe it's