I was going to change my oil this morning, buy some steem power, look for work, I awoke around nine fifteen, sliding away from my girlfriends grasp, I rushed to the kratom bowl..A little something , a little something to get my day off right. I took a spoonful of green Sumatran, it’s not too potent, and not too weak. The day held such promise and then she started her attention whoring ways, while I was trying to plot out my next move she wanted her hug, and kiss,and wanted my day to be all about her, what she fails to realize is that I want to write a story about the shed cat for steem god damnit! Ahh I had to take a little more and then vaporize some marijuana. The struggle is real friends, the struggle.
That little, stinking, rotten fucking cat. Cats are awesome, they never cry, complain, whine, or get in your face when they aren’t wanted there, look at this little pussy! She’s like the bob Marley of felines. This cats been my closest companion longer than I can even remember. Dreads and all. SHED CAT! She also lives in this shed, when I brought her here she shat all over my aging rusted up muscle car. She hates car rides or id take her to a groomer to have her bathed and trimmed, her matted fur balls accumulate dust and trash. And of course I also know how she hates a car ride. Not like I would have the money for it though I mean crypto did take a big dump this morning.
I tried to cut her hair myself, and she attacked me. Her hobbies include sleeping, shitting everywhere and letting herself go, all hail the mighty shed cat. My companion for the time being.
I really don't know what to do about my girlfriend, maybe someone else can relate, she wants to monopolize my time and energy, I am aware that these things take a little effort but should I have to put days at a time into something when I just want to be left alone to write stories about shed cat? Why cant she write stories about wanting to be doted upon 24 - 7 ? I tried to cut her loose even, but she is very clingy, very determined and otherwise has invaded my shed, pretty much.
She has this constant need for attention and it wouldn't be so bad if it were just little here and a little there, its all day and night, you all wouldn't believe the shit. I can barely do anything else without getting interrupted, harassed and sometimes sexually molested by this woman. Not that I dont enjoy a good molesting, our sexual escapades are epic and sometimes drug fueled.
What do the readers think?
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