Way back when I lived in Florida in like 2008, I was hanging out with a platonic female friend, who was a year or two older and wiser than me at the time.

Gets in car with me, she starts driving and ranting, and I propose an obvious solution. she pulled OVER AND STOPPED. Looked at me and said, Cork, this is a teaching moment now, NEVER try to give a woman the answer, even when you are correct, she just wants you to listen.

I refrained from teaching moment her right back with a solution which would have been stop being illogical AF and you won't be mad and on the side of the road right now either,

But so it goes.

hence, "yikes".