There’s a lot I’d like to address from this episode, but per usual, I’m gonna have to watch it again to remember most of it.

Having said that, I'd like to start by saying how much of a relief it is to hear @cryptomancer plays in gold and diamond, despite holding more land than “ONLY Two Castles” @mattclarke can boast. Even though I got here for beta I still feel like I’m missing out at virtually every turn. It’s reassuring to see how much that, too, is a part of the game.

Next, mostly because the visual is blocking every other potential thought, I’d like to encourage @bobaphet to make t-shirts, stickers, fridge magnets, and dildos of the left/right testicles/dick analogy and color them in the colors of every nation. I can’t imagine a more fitting pairing than a big fat blue & red balled cock wrapped in the American flag. Maybe have crude oil dripping from the tip… even though a venomous green fluid would probably be more appropriate.

Anyway, what we’re we talking about?

Oh yeah! Fucking Adam AKA @aussieninja snuck up and Dundee’d me in the down under while I was distracted, listening to this show!
https://splinterlands.com?p=battle&id=sl_90eca513ce26bc13707c152baedd82c1&ref=sinistry

My own sense of self importance demands I acknowledge this as a well organized conspiracy to humiliate one of America’s national treasures. I don’t know what I’m gonna do about it yet but I hope it’s big.

I’ll be back later after I watch it again, keeping a better eye out for your assassin this time. 😤