a webcomic, by Matt S. Law I think it was Ocean's 13 where the evil casino manager would hire waitresses but place them under the category of "performers" so they could legally fire them if they

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law Well we can say definitively that there is no way he could physically coerce Mary into having sex. Borrow a line from Deadpool: "I pity the guy that pressures her into prom

JAVA JAGUAR (a webcomic) by Matt S. Law (a webcomic creator) Whoops. Forgot to draw a Java strip yesterday, so I did this one super quick and posted it on the same day. See, only about five hours late.

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law A hyper-exclusive resort full of young, beautiful people. Of course they all behave like horny bunnies. I finally have a roof over my head for the next 3 weeks. Just in time

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law In traditional volleyball rules, any ball that hits off your upper body is a legal hit. Which is of course how Yale volleyball team captain, Scott Sterling, became the legend

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law Miss Fury always has the hardest poses. From yoga to leaping off buildings to getting tortured by stone women... to getting tortured by a dwarf. If we are talking about Tolkien-esque

KICKMAN, LLC Chapter 31 "Injustice!" page 28 by Matt S. Law, Esq. Full page! Happy Ides of March everyone. Be sure to stab an emperor today! "Vuum" is a fun sound effect. I mean, it's

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law Actually, the actor that played Tattoo on Fantasy Island preferred the term "midget." So it's okay for me to use it here. Because Taboo is based on Tattoo, therefore

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law Of course there is a camera inside the massage room! Because The Producer knows what the audience wants and needs! Let's see who Miss Fury has to face-slash for calling her

JAVA JAGUAR (a webcomic) by Matt S. Law (a webcomic creator) Yes, that is below minimum wage but I don't think a sphinx can be a citizen, so it's cool to pay them pennies. Not actual pennies, because a

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law It looks like that GiveSendGo campaign really paid off. Long John Silver has himself a new flying ship. And presumably a new army of CannonBots. But what does he want with Fantomah?

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law A Fantomah-themed pirate ship? This is the Disneyland attraction that you never knew you wanted. Disney could make it and not have to pay billions of dollars like they did for

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law Nothing like some relaxing ocean waves to overcome being tortured by a super villainess. And nothing like a loudmouth calling you a wench to pull you out of your relaxing state.

KICKMAN, LLC Chapter 31 "Injustice!" page 25 by Matt S. Law, Esq. Full page! Is that an echoing "krakadoom" or is that multiple overlapping "krakadooms" for each building

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law Fantomah is taking some quiet time to contemplate the ocean. Sheena may have had her nature communion time interrupted by drunk strangers, but that will most likely not be the

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law I tried like heck to tell Grok to change the camera angle to show the woman coming out of the water and do a slow-motion Baywatch-style run towards the viewer. Never got it.

JAVA JAGUAR (a webcomic) by Matt S. Law (a webcomic creator) Aww, poor dejected Golden Sphinx. What do you think? Should they offer him a job? You know the adage... Keep your friends close but your stupid

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law Nature?? Nature's full of dirt and spiders! Sometimes I just go out into it to remind me why I like civilization! It looks like Sheena probably won't be able to get away from

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law Lot of Jungle Queen fans in the control booth. They've even forgotten to complain that she is wearing 3x more clothing than she normally wears on a daily basis. Having to run

a webcomic, by Matt S. Law That camera operator is having a breakdown. Each of the gals has their own method of chillaxing. Sheena just needs to get back to nature. Let's hope there's enough jungle here