Java Jaguar has a whole mythos behind him.

Maybe if there are... Space Jaguars!

If not Jack, Bowie. Or Mac.

Imagine how that poor eyeball feels!

Wow. Major screw-up in today's Kickman page. I've been planning since the beginning of this chapter for Luthor Alexander III to reveal his new villain identity as OMEGA LORD. Time to fire my letterer....

I think that totally needs to be the next chapter. For copyright purposes I probably need to call it something else. The Bewb Bomb?

It's the creature from Pan's Labyrinth!

I should really just focus on rendering bewbs... LOL

Whoops. Not sure how I ended up with two videos on this page. My copy pasta was out of control....

Danny Glover took on a Predator, and he was pretty old. Certainly he was too old for that s*** at the time.

Humans are only tough compared to those little gray aliens. Maybe E.T.

The CENSORED bar apparently does have a kryptonite. The AI removed it immediately without being prompted to... actually, now I'm not sure about that. I might have uploaded the uncensored one accidentally....

I'm pretty sure that leopard died of natural causes.

Java Jaguar says, "Leopards are lame."

Are any of them pilots now?

Does that mean that artijokes needs its own separate time slot rather than just tacking it on to every Java Jaguar post?

And they are always the one sitting near you on the airplane!

Ooh, it's a liger! It's pretty much bred for magic.

Oh, crap. I just looked it up. There are no tigers in Africa. I did not know that. That's okay, I think that tiger looks more like a hyena. Or a striped leopard...?

Everybody!