Humans are only tough compared to those little gray aliens. Maybe E.T.

The CENSORED bar apparently does have a kryptonite. The AI removed it immediately without being prompted to... actually, now I'm not sure about that. I might have uploaded the uncensored one accidentally....

I'm pretty sure that leopard died of natural causes.

Java Jaguar says, "Leopards are lame."

Are any of them pilots now?

Does that mean that artijokes needs its own separate time slot rather than just tacking it on to every Java Jaguar post?

And they are always the one sitting near you on the airplane!

Ooh, it's a liger! It's pretty much bred for magic.

Everybody!

Oh, crap. I just looked it up. There are no tigers in Africa. I did not know that. That's okay, I think that tiger looks more like a hyena. Or a striped leopard...?

If they use the Omega-13 device they can probably stop Luthor from stealing the Green Ring power.

Maybe a platypus will do him in. I need to check if they are native to Congo...

The more I look up photos of animals, the more I realize that EVERYTHING in nature is dangerous. Even squirrels have pretty sharp teeth and claws... and they are adorable!

Artijokes is the hero we need not the hero we deserve.

Oh, I just realized I need to protect Carrot from plant-munching gorillas!

Sheena has movie night with her animal friends in the Congo. Jumbo the Elephant said to himself, "I could do that... if I only had the opportunity." Today is the day, Jumbo!

My own fault for putting a giant on Alexander's team. I could have tightened up the framing by pivoting the camera angle so that it was over Kickman's shoulder. Would have been a tougher composition. But

On a flower it's called a stamen. Which sounds worse.

Curiosity killed the cat.