No, she's pretty helpless now

But you brought scones to the galaxy!

Well, I had to make the bad guys extra evil because, well... Fantomah.

He'd better hope that none of his henchmen decide to just snatch the eye ball while he's not looking...

Eyeballs in hands has a long history. The Dark Crystal. The Fates in the first Clash of the Titans. That creature from Pan's Labyrinth...

Here are the 50 top song with Obsession in the title! I think I knew one before this.... I was checking to see if there was a song called Love Is An Obsession.

It's possible there are more porn videos available than all other media combined... Hmmm... I think I'll ask Grok.

I feel the same way about crab sometimes. With those tiny little legs.

If she had magical wards in place they may have all been set to "machine gun mode." Let's see how she handles Krooga's spell... "Lightning! Lightning! Lightning!"

Let's see if Angelina's stalker/obsession/love for Kickman is stronger than her survival instinct/greed. It's an age-old question...

Love Is a Battlefield

Hah!

That reminds me of the joke about the rabbit and the bear in the woods...

I will have to dig deep to produce more artichoke content...

I want to know who was the first brave soul that decided that an artichoke is food... I was wondering if the artichoke dipping in mayo was just an American thing. Good to know that this joke lands in the

I'm proud of this little gem...

Krooga! Krooga! Krooga!

Tolkien didn't, but I found out just as recently as last year that his contemporary C.S. Lewis wrote a series of scifi novels. I never did get around to looking those up, but I was not as much of a Narnia

Oh! Oh! That rmeinds me of The Folk Song Army song by Tom Lehrer.

He forgot his rifle and was hoping nobody would notice he was holding a guitar. Way to go, you have sealed his fate. Oh no! emoji