What other movies started that way? Jaws comes to mind. That one by M. Night Shyarmal-shwarma where people get old at the beach...?

knackered is a funny word. Even funnier if you pronounce the "k" at the beginning of it.

Well, in the comics no one seems to stay dead. The one exception is Peter Parker's uncle Ben. And Martha Wayne. NOT Thomas Wayne mind you, in the Flashpoint DC arc when Flash broke the time stream, Thomas

It's a volcano goddess thing. Virgins are the only ones who haven't already "blown their top" — she has a strict "no prior eruptions" policy. !LOLZ

I blame the programmers!

Absolutely!

If anything, Miss Victory needs to eat a can of carrots to get her eye sight strong again. Coincidentally, I am pet-sitting a Chihauhau named Carrot.

That was actually a great film for its time. 1981 so I think all the special effects were all practical or stop-motion.

That would be a target rich environment. They could get wishes galore and have a virgin lottery like in the old movie Dragonslayer.

She needs an "attitude" adjustment...!

Yeah, I told it "the superhero is reduced to a skeleton by the fire blast," and that's the best it could come up with.

Which she would not, if we're assuming she just wished for Phantom Lady's boobs. The wizard is going to have to give her some kind of upgrade either physically or costume-wise to compensate. Maybe a spoiler

Well, we can't blame the school system entirely. According to attendance records, not one teacher ever saw Coffee Sasquatch in class.... "Sasquatch....? Sasquatch....?" "HURRR!!!"

Virgins are a hot commodity! Whether you are sacrificing them to a Kraken, a Dragon, or a vampire lord...

We are superheroes! We punch things! For justice!

Coffee Sasquatch only appeared in one single Java strip at the end of the first coffee war. And in that scene they tricked him into looking like Chewbacca for a photo op... Way back in Java #61:

I asked AI how many parrots it would take to carry a man across a river. Estimate 100-300, also they would all have to flap in unison.

It could be Chuck Norris! He's appeared in the comic! (RIP)

That's okay, what happens on Mystery Island stays on Mystery Island!