I was accidentally the VIP of an encounter when I wasn't even there. I had cast Heroes' Feast at the start of the day during our previous session. Then I was missing from the table for some reason at the

Yeah, it's hard to make plans when I'm a constantly moving target.

Apparently they are only about the size of worms, so I'm not sure about whoever classified this one...

He wouldn't get it because he was a pacifist.

Not sure about Asptha, but the Hulk's extra mass comes from anger!

Bring a female 'as well' or 'instead of?' I bet yoga is as good in combat as Matt's YMCA karate.

I'm so old my Social Security number has 5 digits! Wait, I guess that's a U.S.-only joke...

Thanks! If you are new to my feed then Java Jaguar updates every Thursday, Kickman every Sunday, and The Real Superheroines of Hive Valley every day in between.

The war machines of the future will be tiny Japanese girl-robots.

Do it! I think we can get Jake Gyllenha-- Jake Gillenh-- I think we can get Ryan Gosling.

That rule dates back at least to Samson in the Bible. But in this particular case, it actually helped out the good guys...

That's verrry close.

When it comes to armor, hacking is better than slicing...

Cheesy movie? I thought that was a documentary?

Teamwork makes the dream work! Also, Hugs are better than drugs! Although hugs with ecstasy are way better than both.

Again, the post scheduler at 3Speak published this right away. This was supposed to go up Monday morning. Oh well, I'm ahead of schedule on the Real Superheroines anyway, so I'll just reschedule Tuesday

Oh yeah, I just found a leopard skin brush in the free download tools for Clip Studio. If you use Adobe PS I'm sure they've got tons of them available, too.

Oops. Waitaminut! That was Wonder Boy. Who was cheating on her with Golden Girl. I forgot, too, so I won't dock you any points...

Speaking of keeping thoughts to ourselves, I was thinking of having a chapter where they introduce the "Thought Bubble Cam" where anything they think shows up over their heads in a little caption.