Vegas is calling me right now saying that the odds of Miss Victory winning this fight are 35 to 1.

After a while, they just forget about the camera drones...

I've also never been up in one. I have been up close to them at the Balloon Fiesta in New Mexico. If I wasn't holding Clancy on a leash I would have run over to help jump on the basket when they touched

There are a crazy number of kung-fu styles. Monkey, Drunken Monkey, Drunken Monkey Staff... Crane Cane Sword is probably practiced by someone somewhere. Or maybe someone will be inspired to launch a new

If nothing else, she could use it to shank one of the guards. Shiv one of the guards? I don't remember which one is the verb and which is the noun. Because of my lack of vocabulary, I would never make

It's like a sexy octopus

Right now it's far enough away that I don't even see any smoke. Hopefully it'll stay that way. If the fires do come in this direction, fortunately everything I own fits in a van.

Here is my entry for this week: Siren Queen

Very cool and creepy

Dark and mysterious

"Gorth does not skip leg day!"

It's all part of their devious strategy. Men are easy to distract. That's why superheroines end up fighting super villainesseses. And that fight in turn ends up being very distracting to the men. In fact,

Invisible people just aren't used to getting shot. She should just walk it off.

Because my collection of Barbies is still sealed in their mint condition packaging!

I think I might have thought it because Hulk held Loki by his left leg.

Not sure about ironing, but you could probably do laundry on those waashboard abs.

I started watching Orange is the New Black because I thought it was a comedy series. It was not.

It's all fun and games until the public executions. Maybe some people would start watching Big Brother if they just flat out murdered a few people every season...