I think the screams and explosions in the background really set the mood.

HUG!

It probably depends on the breed. Also, hairless cats are Sith Lords.

Really? I had no idea there was a book.

!hivebits

I'm out of beer so have a !LOLZ

¡Bienvenidos! Tómate una !BEER conmigo.

!LUV

Those text boxes aren't Long John Silver's thoughts. That's the background chatter from the TV production crew. You can tell you've got no game when even the AV club is dunking on you.

Yeah, I was watching some old Looney Tunes compared to modern ones. The comedic timing just isn't there. The new ones just seem so much less alive.

HUG! for @cuddlekitten

Maybe it's a post-hypnotic suggestion

I'll buy her a !BEER

Even horror monsters have romance. It's like the Twilight series.

!LUV it

"CannonBot, commence impersonation mode!" "Impersonation mode activated. Gar."

"CannonBot, commence impersonation mode!" "Impersonation mode activated. Gar."

I don't know if things are dire enough to activate the Jaguar Signal...

Nah, that's all-natural from wrestling bears.

Full disclosure. Those abs are airbrushed. Like the troops in 300.