Comic fans are brutal. Second only to Star Trek fans. Smartest thing they did when they made the new movie with Christopher Pine was to say, "This is an alternate timeline, because of time travel."

It's their own fault really for not respecting your personal virtual space.

Well that was actually from a continuity mistake I made. I originally had her name as Lana Louis. Then in a later comic I changed her name to Lana Lane. After someone pointed it out to me, the next time

That $40K figure I just pulled out of the air. But after doing a quick Duck-Duck-Go search, the average guide dog takes 2 years and about $50,000 to train... so I think Java's class was a huge bargain

Speaking as a guy that lives in an old van and wouldn't mind upgrading sometime soon, I hope the secondary car market drops way back down sometime in the next year or two... ...but I really need to find

Almost... unfortunately they are missing their two most powerful members. But soon, very soon... they begin their campaign to re-take Hero City (insert fanfare)!

If he's a real hero he will!

She could have saved some time and started out the battle naked

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He needed a top of the line VR rig to keep up with his jaguar speed and kung-fu moves

He'll deny it publicly but brag to his friends later at the bar.

It's like modern cars designed with crumple zones. Or phones that break apart when they get dropped rather than absorb all the impact. It's a safety feature of superheroine costumes. And boom! Moon Girl's

Ha! No. FFFT is just a cat spitting noise. I should include the extra F to avoid confusion.

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Here are my limited edition #CryptidCoins!

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He'll probably have to get a second job...

Let's see if Jake manages to pull "Shower Cam" duty this afternoon.

Very cool, have a !BEER