Quaid yells at the knight, "What in Neptune's Stool did you say to them???"

Thanks for your praise. I live on kind words. :)

Me too. I recently had to replace three tires on two cars that are only worth about $500 apiece to begin with.

Thanks! Unfortunately with this process there's a big gap between the final two steps. Mostly because it involves just pushing around paint on the same layer. It is actually very similar to working with

Mmmmmm...

True. A superstitious and cowardly lot. Wait, those are criminals....

HUG! for @steemkitten!

"Whale rider! Whale rider off the port-aft!!!! Sir, Knight! Try to flag down the rider to see if he is hostile!"

"Whew, I'm glad we made it past that sea monster... Should be smooth-sailing from here... oh, look, a monster riding a whale.... And listen to those gulls..."

"That sea monster had some sort of hypnotic-inesis power... It forced us away from land and turned us all around. Could someone get me a map? And that thing that tells us where we are? And the thing

Excellent. Thanks.

"I think we're off course..."

...I hope low is good?

Quaid will make his Mind check to stay on course. @rolld20

"Hey, lean over the side and spear those fish. We'll cook them up for supper!"

"Get close to the side! Be the eyes for the people below deck! Let them know which porthole the creature is closest to so they can point the cannons at it." Quaid thinks: Also you'll show us

"To battle stations! Cannon deck get some muscle over to the starboard side! If you are looking at the front of the ship Starboard is to the Right!"

"SEAMONSTER OFF THE STARBOARD SIDE???"

Quaid: "Ahh... feel that sea breeze... smell that salt in the air.... see that sea monster off the starboard side..."

Once we are underway I'll take a minute to search the upper deck near the aft. Don't want to wander too far from the helm. @searchbot