"Zur, I'll trade you those 2 arrows for the block of Cheese I found on the dock."

Quaid will take the helm (unless someone else has a Mind of 3 or higher--like maybe that knight). "Everyone find a comfortable bunk down below. But let's also search through the lower decks and make

Oh, Thunk. I'll trade you those 2 piercing arrows for a Medium Shield if you need one.

@chestbot

QUAID: "I vote to hunt down the Frogmen Poachers. If we establish peace with the Frog Men we may be able to get that portal re-opened and begin trade..."

The truth serum was an accident from this page. Although reading it just now, there's a lot of banter that doesn't make sense. You should probably read the chapter from the beginning... Also, click on

Thanks. When sidekicks game, all bets are off.

When I have a minute I'll search the crates nearest the pirate ship... using @searchbot

"Well, it seems like an adventure is afoot! We should head down the coast and find this 'K' culprit and bring him to justice. We'll use the pirate ship. We can find ourselves a crew here, unless one

Quaid assists with the bucket brigade "Who's in charge here? There are pirates in the water that need to be taken into custody! They are harvesting Frogmen for food in clear violation of Lord Darkcloak's

HUG! for @steemkitten!

Also, Java probably isn't even a US citizen. Well, maybe he is after he got a bus driver license. But maybe he's more a citizen of the world...

"what the...?" Quaid starts running towards the boat with the magic arrow "Fire! Call the authorities! Call the fire brigade! Wait, those flames are blue?? How do we extinguish blue fire?"

Quaid wonders "Can Thunk swim?"

"Wait a minute.... Khan starts with K...!"

Quaid decides to let Thunk and Not-O... err, Grim... complete the interrogation as they are much more qualified. He runs over to the burning crates. "Zur! Iron Dog! Help me extinguish these flames

"K? And what exactly is your job for K? Slaughtering Frogmen? Where were you supposed to take these dead frog men for (air quotes) 'K'?"

"Doing your job, huh? The soldiers that murdered the orphanages in the City of Red Vale during the Orc Holocaust were just doing their job, too! Who do you work for??" OOC: Please don't say Lord

I don't, but I remember in the 1st edition DM Guide's there was a little cartoon of adventurers playing something similar. They may have called it Papers and Paychecks, but can't remember.

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