"Wait a minute.... Khan starts with K...!"

Quaid decides to let Thunk and Not-O... err, Grim... complete the interrogation as they are much more qualified. He runs over to the burning crates. "Zur! Iron Dog! Help me extinguish these flames

"K? And what exactly is your job for K? Slaughtering Frogmen? Where were you supposed to take these dead frog men for (air quotes) 'K'?"

"Doing your job, huh? The soldiers that murdered the orphanages in the City of Red Vale during the Orc Holocaust were just doing their job, too! Who do you work for??" OOC: Please don't say Lord

I don't, but I remember in the 1st edition DM Guide's there was a little cartoon of adventurers playing something similar. They may have called it Papers and Paychecks, but can't remember.

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4 hits! Arrows pierce through his absorption and inflict 2 hearts of damage. "It's not too late to surrender. Throw down your weapon and jump into the water!"

"I warned you to stay away from those Frogmen!" Quaid attacks one of the pirates that escaped. @rolld20

Epic.

Dorks Rule!

HUG! for @cuddlekitten!

Nothing. Here's my path and shooting-ness.

Or was it @rolladie @rollthedice ?

Hit for 1 damage and entangle the captain. I use my last action to search some crates next to me. @rolld6

Quaid moves 2 squares, then spends one mana to activate his winged boots and move 3 additional squares. Then fire an entangling arrow at the captain. @rolld20

OOC: I think you forgot to move Quaid, I should be right at the edge of the cannon explosion. And can I see where the cannon is firing from?

If Mulder had a nickel for every time someone took away his gun...

"Pirates! Pirates have little respect for property and rule of law...!"