Cool, thanks!

$17.21

Hallo. I've been using minnowsmith.party in my browser for a while now and never realized there was an actual @minnowsmith account... derp. A couple weeks ago something happened that added a negative value

[pause] "Better safe than sorry!" [continue beating]

I like using a Good-aligned necromancer as an NPC in my games on occasion. He keeps about 6 skeletons on hand to do odd jobs around the village, hoe some rows, slop some sewers...

As long as she washes her own dishes...

Very sound tactics!

Friend of my girlfriend used to give tours of Hawaii. One of the tourists asked her "Is there water on the other side of this island?"

Here's my entry.

Never mess with a ninja nun... or a Nunja.

Hey, I totally missed those hair jokes.

She's a special class of Nun, called a "Nunya."

That's a nice stout.

Puppy rentals! Ditch em when they are unruly teens.

Hence my idea for a puppy rental business!

As long as he's not the target of a random drug test by the Hero Regulatory Commission he should be fine.

Welcome to Steemit, @mrpumpkinface!

No one expects a Heelspawn.

Will Blush really quit? Will she start dressing in black leather all the time? Will she sue Kickman LLC for using her as bait? Find out next week.