Marcia?? Why did you say that name?? That's my mom's name, too! (not really for those of you intent on stealing my identity). Yes, poor Blush, although for the sake of accuracy she is still just an intern.

HUG for you, @steemeow!

My Question Do you think there is life outside of Earth? No. Do you think it is a good idea to be actively trying to contact aliens? No, because see above. Most people think that all that is required of

HUG! Poor sad @steemmeow

The question that will drive you crazy later... did the red shirt go to the civilian because it was the monster? Or was the civilian the monster because the red shirt went to her?

You would think that the VA would take better care of our wounded soldiers. Thank God you brought in a specialist. I salute you, sir!

But.. but... her minion reported back that they would attack at daybreak. Plenty of time to break in the new minion.

There was a whole gag on "ugly vampire master guy" in the Kickman RPG Video Game for PC!

Red Shirt Security Specialist. Job description: To show the audience how the monster works.

You know it.

HUG! for @steemeow

Sound advice. Unless of course you're that one kung-fu master that keeps a blade or a weight at the end of your pony tail and you use it to whip opponents.

Nah, but he has bear spray.

Welcome! @blewitt is an awesome ambassador for Steemit.

Just asked google for a random adjective and noun and they sent me here: Operation: Gentle Heading Operation: Immune Detective Operation: Irrelevant Province Great stuff. (ooh, that can also be an operation!)

Walks into grocery store. "You sell this food?" Me: "YES! That's how commerce works!"

The vampires? Only if they lose the fight...

Vampires WITH super powers?? They already have like a hundred powers! Totally not fair!

One of my co-workers visited Japan and was not allowed to go into the hot springs (Onsen?) because she had a tiny heart tattoo on her side. I guess tattoos have some kind of Yakuza implication.

Me, too, until I played a bard and transformed myself into a devil-may-care, swashbuckling womanizer. Kind of a hybrid of Nightcrawler from the X-Men and Pepe le Pew.