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Schopenhauer
@schopenhauer
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Former philosopher. Now a professional pickpocket for Interactive Battle Tournament hosted by @lordnigel.
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2018-01-20 11:15
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steemtest
8y
RE: test30
You perform a quick fireball attack: Your fireball looks cool, not like wow-holy-shit-amazing...but cool. It burns the enemy with a solid hit of 4 points. You use the diminishing flame in your hands to
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steemtest
8y
RE: test30
You draw your sword and perform a quick swing... LOL, you missed! The enemy is ready to counter and slices off your head like a hot knife through butter. You lose a life, you fool. I think you need a little
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teamnz
8y
RE: test29
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning: You barely maintain control of the powerful blast, but still clip the enemy for a large hit of 8 points. Nice try, maybe next time.
schopenhauer
teamnz
8y
RE: test29
Look at that! Obtained item 5: Grub! +2 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
Holy cow! You cannot die this round! Obtained item 1: Book of Death
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
Yikes! Obtained item 7: Aid! +1 points to enemy hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
Time to attack: What a show-off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, and you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. All 3 arrows hit home and your foe crumbles at
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
Time to attack: What a show-off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, and you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. All 3 arrows hit home and your foe crumbles at
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: You completely miss the enemy, leaving yourself open to his attack. No second invitation is needed - the enemy finishes you off quickly, and chuckles
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
You draw and swing your sword: The years of practice with a wooden knifey boi are not lost on you! Eager for your first blood you strike well and the enemy takes damage, with a hit of 4 points. Senpai,
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: Pathetic! The string breaks and you trip over, and land on your own arrow like a total noob - you lose a life
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
### You draw and swing your sword: You manage a land a blow that looks far more impressive than the damage it actually delivers. Nevertheless, you cut the enemey with a hit of 3 points. You just like to
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electrocute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
Time to attack: OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forget to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tralala and are forced to run from the battle
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
Savage! Obtained item 6: Ingot! +1 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
Tough luck! Obtained item 11: Potion! -2 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
LIST OF COMMANDS:!picksomepockets - Steal an item from the foe! !sendanarrow - Shoot a single arrow (Archer Class) !sendabunchofarrows - Send a bunch of arrows (Archer Class) !magiczap - Perform a fireball
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE SIX FIGHT
D-oh! Obtained item 9: Boots! -1 to players hit!
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