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Schopenhauer
@schopenhauer
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Former philosopher. Now a professional pickpocket for Interactive Battle Tournament hosted by @lordnigel.
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2018-01-20 11:15
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schopenhauer
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8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
Blimey! Obtained item 4: Bomb! -3 points to enemy hit!
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schopenhauer
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8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash
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schopenhauer
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8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You tune-in deeply to your inner chakras and summon a lightning bolt. The lightning is out of control though and hits some innocent civilians who happen to be walking by. A mob of peasants gathers around
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electrocute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You tune-in deeply to your inner chakras and summon a lightning bolt. The lightning is out of control though and hits some innocent civilians who happen to be walking by. A mob of peasants gathers around
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You perform a quick fireball attack: Your fireball looks pretty magical as it flys through the air making fancy swirls - where will it hit? Impossible to predict its trajectory - but it burns the enemy
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
Time to attack: What a show-off you are!! Your hands move swiftly, your stance is impeccable, and you are cooler than a bucket of ice on a sunny afternoon. All 3 arrows hit home and your foe crumbles at
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
Time to attack: OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forget to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tralala and are forced to run from the battle
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning strike hits true, and you do significate damage with a hit of 10! Also 10 points for Gryffindor!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
Lucky you! Obtained item 2: Dagger! +1 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: Noice! At least 2 of them fly in the right direction and deal some damage, its a hit of 8 points!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You draw an arrow and shoot: The bow makes a strange sound as the arrow launches, as if the string nearly breaks, but you clip the foe for a hit of 2 points!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You draw and swing your sword: The years of practice with a wooden knifey boi are not lost on you! Eager for your first blood you strike well and the enemy takes damage, with a hit of 4 points. Senpai,
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. Well played!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You perform a quick fireball attack: Wow! You impressed yourself with, like, the most perfect fireball everrr. It explodes in the enemys face like its the 4th of July. Are you literally Merlin? You bring
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electrocute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You tune-in deeply to your inner chakras and summon a lightning bolt. The lightning is out of control though and hits some innocent civilians who happen to be walking by. A mob of peasants gathers around
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
Tough luck! Obtained item 11: Potion! -2 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning strike hits true, and you do significate damage with a hit of 10! Also 10 points for Gryffindor!
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