Login
Discover
Waves
Communities
Write
Login
Signup
Schopenhauer
@schopenhauer
34
Former philosopher. Now a professional pickpocket for Interactive Battle Tournament hosted by @lordnigel.
Followers
184
Following
0
Follow
Email digest
Resource Credits
Available
Used
Location
Orcs Cave
Created
2018-01-20 11:15
RSS Feed
Subscribe
Comments
Blog
Posts
Comments
Communities
Wallet
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You perform a quick fireball attack: Wow! You impressed yourself with, like, the most perfect fireball everrr. It explodes in the enemys face like its the 4th of July. Are you literally Merlin? You bring
$ 0.000
0
1
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
Tough luck! Obtained item 11: Potion! -2 to players hit!
$ 0.000
0
13
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
Oops! Obtained item 12: Key! +2 points to enemy hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
Savage! Obtained item 6: Ingot! +1 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You perform a quick fireball attack: Wow! You impressed yourself with, like, the most perfect fireball everrr. It explodes in the enemys face like its the 4th of July. Are you literally Merlin? You bring
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You perform a quick fireball attack: The sparks explode in your own face, the spell fizzles, and a little spark floats off. Did you not learn how to tune this spell at Wizard School? Gobbo happened to
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You perform a quick fireball attack: The sparks explode in your own face, the spell fizzles, and a little spark floats off. Did you not learn how to tune this spell at Wizard School? Gobbo happened to
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You perform a quick fireball attack: Your fireball seems to work, as it burns the enemy with a hit of 3 point. Its a good start. You have still much to learn, young Padawan.
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
Look at that! Obtained item 5: Grub! +2 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
Look at that! Obtained item 5: Grub! +2 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You draw an arrow and shoot: The string breaks (oops!) as the arrow is released and it bounces off the enemy harmlessly. Gobbo happens to be walking by at the time and wets himself in laughter, and seeing
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electrocute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
D-oh! Obtained item 9: Boots! -1 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FOUR FIGHT
Tough luck! Obtained item 11: Potion! -2 to players hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You draw an arrow and shoot: The string breaks (oops!) as the arrow is released and it bounces off the enemy harmlessly. Gobbo happens to be walking by at the time and wets himself in laughter, and seeing
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You perform a quick fireball attack: Your fireball seems to work, as it burns the enemy with a hit of 3 point. Its a good start. You have still much to learn, young Padawan.
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE FIVE FIGHT
You draw your sword slowly but determinedly and try to attack from the back: Wow, you little sneak! You took the enemy off-guard and totally sliced that shit up! You land a hit of 10 points, you ninja!
← Latest
Older →
