You draw your sword slowly but determinedly and try to attack from the back: Wow, you little sneak! You took the enemy off-guard and totally sliced that shit up! You land a hit of 10 points, you ninja!

Blimey! Obtained item 4: Bomb! -3 points to enemy hit!

You draw your sword slowly but determinedly and try to attack from the back: Wow, you little sneak! You took the enemy off-guard and totally sliced that shit up! You land a hit of 10 points, you ninja!

You draw your sword and perform a quick swing... LOL, you missed! The enemy is ready to counter and slices off your head like a hot knife through butter. You lose a life, you fool. I think you need a little

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Whaaaaaat? INCREDIBLE! You run up to the enemy and deliver a blow that makes the earth shudder, and the sound of impact is heard even in the villages

You draw and swing with your sword: You hit like a small child and the attack is easily deflected. You fool! Underestimating your foe is no way to victory! The enemy bursts out laughing. Gobbo observes

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. Well played!

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Whaaaaaat? INCREDIBLE! You run up to the enemy and deliver a blow that makes the earth shudder, and the sound of impact is heard even in the villages

You draw your sword and perform a powerful swing: The sword slips out of your hand and hits a rock. Ha! A rookie mistake....but the battlefield does not forgive. The enemy leaps towards you with two big

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: You completely miss the enemy, leaving yourself open to his attack. No second invitation is needed - the enemy finishes you off quickly, and chuckles

You draw and swing your sword: The years of practice with a wooden knifey boi are not lost on you! Eager for your first blood you strike well and the enemy takes damage, with a hit of 4 points. Senpai,

Time to Attack: All these years, all the practice, all the sweat and pain have been leading up to this moment of...perfection. You lean back, let the calm become one with you as you appear to rest....then

### You draw and swing your sword: You manage a land a blow that looks far more impressive than the damage it actually delivers. Nevertheless, you cut the enemey with a hit of 3 points. You just like to

Yikes! Obtained item 7: Aid! +1 points to enemy hit!

You draw your sword and perform a powerful swing: The sword slips out of your hand and hits a rock. Ha! A rookie mistake....but the battlefield does not forgive. The enemy leaps towards you with two big

You draw an arrow and shoot: Its not the best shot ever, but hopefully no-one is watching. You pierce the enemy for a hit of 3 points

Look at that! Obtained item 5: Grub! +2 to players hit!

Lucky you! Obtained item 2: Dagger! +1 to players hit!

D-oh! Obtained item 9: Boots! -1 to players hit!

You draw and swing your sword: Wow! It almost looks like you know what you are doing lol. Suprised, the enemy is damaged with a hit of 5 points. Fake it till you make it, as they say.