You draw and swing your sword: It almost slips out of your (rather weak) hand. You manage a small cut and damage the enemy with an (awkward) hit of 2 points. Step up your game, son!

You draw your sword and perform a powerful swing: The sword slips out of your hand and hits a rock. Ha! A rookie mistake....but the battlefield does not forgive. The enemy leaps towards you with two big

Time to attack: Odins Beard Shakes! You load a bunch of arrows in that deady bow-rifle of yours, take an almost-too-long aim and release them in a swift move. All 3 arrows hit target and you do a large

You draw an arrow and shoot: The bow makes a strange sound as the arrow launches, as if the string nearly breaks, but you clip the foe for a hit of 2 points!

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning strike hits true, and you do significate damage with a hit of 10! Also 10 points for Gryffindor!

You tune-in deeply to your inner chakras and summon a lightning bolt. The lightning is out of control though and hits some innocent civilians who happen to be walking by. A mob of peasants gathers around

You perform a quick fireball attack: Your fireball seems to work, as it burns the enemy with a hit of 3 point. Its a good start. You have still much to learn, young Padawan.

You perform a quick fireball attack: Your fireball looks cool, not like wow-holy-shit-amazing...but cool. It burns the enemy with a solid hit of 4 points. You use the diminishing flame in your hands to

Time to attack: Archer Hood - its a head shot! Your shot is so perfect, if anyone sees it, theyd know you are one bad dawg when equipped with a bow. You pierce the enemy for a hit of 6 points!

Time to attack: Odins Beard Shakes! You load a bunch of arrows in that deady bow-rifle of yours, take an almost-too-long aim and release them in a swift move. All 3 arrows hit target and you do a large

Time to attack: OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forget to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tralala and are forced to run from the battle

You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: Pathetic! The string breaks and you trip over, and land on your own arrow like a total noob - you lose a life

Time to attack: OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forget to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tralala and are forced to run from the battle

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash

D-oh! Obtained item 9: Boots! -1 to players hit!

Time to attack: Odins Beard Shakes! You load a bunch of arrows in that deady bow-rifle of yours, take an almost-too-long aim and release them in a swift move. All 3 arrows hit target and you do a large

You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: Pathetic! The string breaks and you trip over, and land on your own arrow like a total noob - you lose a life

You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: Pathetic! The string breaks and you trip over, and land on your own arrow like a total noob - you lose a life

Time to attack: Odins Beard Shakes! You load a bunch of arrows in that deady bow-rifle of yours, take an almost-too-long aim and release them in a swift move. All 3 arrows hit target and you do a large

You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: Jeeeeeeez...two of your arrows nearly hit the target, but one of them hits a nearby rock and rebounds. You shoot yourself right in the eye and lose a freaking