Time to attack: OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forget to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tralala and are forced to run from the battle

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electrocute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I

You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: Noice! At least 2 of them fly in the right direction and deal some damage, its a hit of 8 points!

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from

You perform a quick fireball attack: Wow! You impressed yourself with, like, the most perfect fireball everrr. It explodes in the enemys face like its the 4th of July. Are you literally Merlin? You bring

You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: Jeeeeeeez...two of your arrows nearly hit the target, but one of them hits a nearby rock and rebounds. You shoot yourself right in the eye and lose a freaking

Time to attack: Odins Beard Shakes! You load a bunch of arrows in that deady bow-rifle of yours, take an almost-too-long aim and release them in a swift move. All 3 arrows hit target and you do a large

D-oh! Obtained item 9: Boots! -1 to players hit!

Holy cow! You cannot die this round! Obtained item 1: Book of Death

You draw your sword slowly but determinedly and try to attack from the back: Wow, you little sneak! You took the enemy off-guard and totally sliced that shit up! You land a hit of 10 points, you ninja!

You draw an arrow and shoot: The bow makes a strange sound as the arrow launches, as if the string nearly breaks, but you clip the foe for a hit of 2 points!

Time to attack: OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forget to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tralala and are forced to run from the battle

You draw your sword slowly but determinedly and try to attack from the back: Wow, you little sneak! You took the enemy off-guard and totally sliced that shit up! You land a hit of 10 points, you ninja!

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. Well played!

D-oh! Obtained item 9: Boots! -1 to players hit!

Look at that! Obtained item 5: Grub! +2 to players hit!

Bamm! Obtained item 3: Clock! +1 to players hit!

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash

D-oh! Obtained item 9: Boots! -1 to players hit!