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Schopenhauer
@schopenhauer
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Former philosopher. Now a professional pickpocket for Interactive Battle Tournament hosted by @lordnigel.
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2018-01-20 11:15
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8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE ONE FIGHT
Time to attack: Archer Hood - its a head shot! Your shot is so perfect, if anyone sees it, theyd know you are one bad dawg when equipped with a bow. You pierce the enemy for a hit of 6 points!
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schopenhauer
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8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash
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schopenhauer
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8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
Blimey! Obtained item 4: Bomb! -3 points to enemy hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE TWO FIGHT
You draw your sword and perform a quick swing... LOL, you missed! The enemy is ready to counter and slices off your head like a hot knife through butter. You lose a life, you fool. I think you need a little
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE TWO FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE TWO FIGHT
Oops! Obtained item 12: Key! +2 points to enemy hit!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: What the actual flying duck? You produce a lightning bolt so powerful it turns into a dragon - the Mother of all lightning spells! - You unleash
schopenhauer
steemtest
8y
RE: test 45
You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt: The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from
schopenhauer
steemtest
8y
RE: test 45
You tune-in deeply to your inner chakras and summon a lightning bolt. The lightning is out of control though and hits some innocent civilians who happen to be walking by. A mob of peasants gathers around
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: Jeeeeeeez...two of your arrows nearly hit the target, but one of them hits a nearby rock and rebounds. You shoot yourself right in the eye and lose a freaking
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You draw an arrow and shoot: Its not the best shot ever lel, but hopefully no-one was watching. you pierce the enemy for a hit of 3 points
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE TWO FIGHT
Time to attack: Mr. Hood - Its a Head shot! Your shot is so perfect, if anyone saw, theyd know you are one bad dawg when equipped with a bow, you pierce the enemy for a hit of 6 points!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE ONE FIGHT
Time to attack: Mr. Hood - Its a Head shot! Your shot is so perfect, if anyone saw, theyd know you are one bad dawg when equipped with a bow, you pierce the enemy for a hit of 6 points!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. Well played!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You draw your sword slowly but determined and try to attack from the back: Wow, you little sneak! You took the enemy off guard and totally sliced that shit up! You land a hit of 10 points, you ninja!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: You completely miss the enemy leaving yourself open to his attack. No second invitation is needed: The enemy finishes you off quickly, and chuckles
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You draw your sword and perform a powerful swing: The sword slips out your hand hits a rock. Ha! A rookie mistake....but the battlefield does not forgive. The enemy leaps towards you with two big steps
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE TWO FIGHT
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Whaaaaaat? INCREDIBLE! You run up to the enemy and deliver a blow that makes the earth shudder and the sound of impact is heard even in the villages
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot: N0ice! At least 2 of them fly in the right direction and deal some damage, its a hit of 8 points!
schopenhauer
contest
8y
RE: INTERACTIVE BATTLE TOURNAMENT#4 - STAGE THREE FIGHT
You perform a quick fireball attack: Your fireball looks cool, not like wow-holy-shit-amazing...but cool. It burns the enemy with a solid hit of 4 points. You use the diminishing flame in your hands to
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