You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. Well played!

Time to attack: OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forgot to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tralala and are forced to run from the battle

Holy cow! You cannot die this round! Obtained item 1: Book of Death

You draw and swing your sword: It almost slipped out of your (rather weak) hand. You manage a small cut and damage the enemy with an (awkward) hit of 2 points. Step up your game, son!

Time to Attack: All these years, all the practice, all the sweat and pain have been leading up to this.....moment of perfection. You lean back, let the calm become one with you and seem to rest....then

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning: You barely maintain control of the powerful blast, but still clip the enemy for a large hit of 8 points. Nice try, maybe next time.

You draw and swing your sword: The years of practice with a wooden knifey boi are not lost on you! Eager for your first blood you strike well and the enemy takes damage, with a hit of 4 points. Senpai,

You draw and swing your sword: Wow! It almost looked like you knew what you were doing lol, suprised the enemy is damaged with a hit of 5 points. Fake it till you make it, they say.

Look at that! Obtained item 5: Grub! +2 to players hit!

Blimey! Obtained item 4: Bomb! -3 points to enemy hit!

Time to Attack: All these years, all the practice, all the sweat and pain have been leading up to this.....moment of perfection. You lean back, let the calm become one with you and seem to rest....then

You draw and swing your sword: It almost slipped out of your (rather weak) hand. You manage a small cut and damage the enemy with an (awkward) hit of 2 points. Step up your game, son!

You summon up your inner energy and produce a lightening: You barely maintain control of the powerful blast, but clip the enemy for a large hit of 8 points. Nice try, maybe next time.

You summon up your inner energy and produce a lightening: You barely maintain control of the powerful blast, but clip the enemy for a large hit of 8 points. Nice try, maybe next time.

You summon up your inner energy and produce a lightening: The lightening produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from

Tough luck! Obtained item 11: Potion! -2 to players hit!

Time to attack: Mr. Hood - Its a Head shot! Your shot is so perfect, if anyone saw, theyd know you are one bad dawg when equipped with a bow, you pierce the enemy for a hit of 6 points!

Time to attack: Odins Beard Shakens! You load a bunch of arrows in that deady bow-rifle of yours, take an almost too long aim and release in a swift move. All 3 arrows hit target and you do a large amount

You summon up your inner energy and produce a lightening: Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electricute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I mean

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Whaaaaaat? INCREDIBLE! You run up to the enemy and deliver a blow that makes the earth shudder and the sound impact is heard even in the villages