ATTENTION; THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING;
ATTENTION! LAUNCH SEQUENCE TO COMMENCE MOMENTARILY; FINAL DESTINATION, NEPTUNE; FIRST STOP, MOON.
ON OUR PATH TO NEPTUNE WE WILL PERFORM A MOONSHOT WHICH WILL PASS NEAR THE MOON AND ALLOW THOSE WITH WEAKER CONSTITUTIONS TO DISEMBARK.
WE KNOW YOU HAVE A CHOICE IN BLOCKCHAINS, AND YOU'VE MADE THE RIGHT ONE.
WE THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING THE BITCOIN EXPRESS!
BUCKLE UP!
