start points 1900 - gold 3
day 1 - anti stealth
let's start the new season losing 3 in fucking row to the high level motherfuckers
right down into shitty silver where my cards are shit fucking useless
annndd lost 2 more
so there ya go - fucked out of 100 points to start the season -
looks like last season , it'll take me 6 fucking days to get out of silver league - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!!
i cant fucking believe i've been doin this stupid shit for 90 FUCKING SEASONS !!!!
win 2 - lose 5 , still not enough points for even 1 fucking card for the daily challenge - ABSOLUTE FUCKING DOGSHIT !!!!
fucked out of 150 points so far and the now it's fucking assholes with titles and level 8's - fuck this, i give up for the day
trying a few more - annnnddddd lose another 3 in a row to loswer level summoners and cards - EVERY FUCKING DAY !!!!
down 200 points and havent even started the fucking season - AGAIN !!!
after 90 seasons of fighting dickeheads with bots , now we have all these over powered new cards and a bunch of rich fucks that storm in with bots
i dont know if i want to keep playing the 'pay to win' scenario here
yay - i fucking won a match so i at least earned 1 card out of getting fucked for the day
day 2 - anti melee
win 1 - annndddd get fucked by another dickhead with a fancy title
win 1- lose 1
win 2 - lose 2
yup, another fucking day of just fucking standing still
OMFG - are you fucking kiding me - well, there's another 5 in fucking row lost
down to 1689 - fucked out of 200 points from where i started - it's been rich fucking ass clowns with titles or goddamm bots
win 1 - lose 2 - fucked out of 250 points so far
godfuckingdammit the bad luck losing streak just isnt stopping - i fucking give up till tomorrow
i tried a few more and got fucked out of 50 more points
I FUCKING LOST 300 FUCKING POINTS BY DAY 2 OF THE SEASON - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!!
trying a few more to play catch up -
ANNNNDDD FUCKING LOST MY INTO SILVER 2 - this fucking pay to win bullshit is getting ridiculous
win 3 - annndd turn around and fucking immediately lose 2 - right fucking back into silver 2 - GODDAMMFUCKINGBULLSHIT !!!!
win 2 - ANNNDDD GET FUCKED BY THE GODDAM LEVEL 1 YODIN - THOSE MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL 1 3 buff summoners fukcing PISS ME THE FUCK OFF !!!!
win 2 - ANNNDDD GET FUCKED NY THE LEVEL 1 LLAMA - THAT GODDAMM FUCKING LLAMA
well, here i am after about 30 fucking matches and cant stay out of silver 2 - FUCK THIS - giving up for the day
9 more fucking abosulte fucking garbage rewards
day 3 - water
win 2- annnddd get fucked and lose to a shitty level 2 summoner - i cant fucking believe this game any more
and then get fucked by the level 1 yodin - now im 50 points ddep into silver 2 - what a fucking joke , lost 350 points in 3 days
ok, pulled off a couple streaks - made it half way back to where i started
battled it back to gold 3 and then got my ass kicked ny the level 6's - taking a break
at least i made up the 300 points - but i'm still about 300 points down from where i used to be aboe to get
11 rewards - 1 fucking pack of cards - the rest was dogshit - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!
day 4 - flying
SWEET got a decent run into gold 3
annnddd turn around and immediately fucking lose 3 right back into silver - GODFUCKINGDAMMITT !!!!!
10 more fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 - fucking bullshit
finally got a decent run in - only to get stopped out by the high level ass clowns AGAIN
pulled an epic - its prolly only worth a fucking penny
day 5 - exploits
lets start the new day by getting our ass kicked - FML
another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 2 and end up going fucking backwards
lose 100 points - get 50 back
annndddd i'm still down from where i was yesterday - motherfuckers !!!!
just got fucked out of 3 in row again - losing to the goddam level 1 3-buff bot summoners - AGAIN
annnnddd down 100 points FUCKING AGAIN , nothing but high level fuckers here
i cant move up another league until the fucking bots do
got lucky and pulled of a streak to make up getting fucked out of 100 points
taking a break before i lose it all right back
hmmm , 5 rare summoner helios matriarch
day 6 - earth , well not my favorite
well lets start the day losing yesterdays gains
GODDAMMMIT another day of fucking standing still
win 2 - annndddd here comes the level 8's to fuck up the streak
pulled off a streak - made it to gold 2
WHOOPEEEE - it only took 6 fucking days to advance 1 league from where i started
and here's a couple more rounds of back and forth
win 1 - lose 1 vs the high level fuckers
i got lucky and pulled off a decent streak for 100 points - ILL TAKE IT !!!!
another bunch of shit useless rewards
day 7 - healing
whoopeee - win 1
annnddd here comes all the fucking higher level dickheads
so much for yesterdays gains FML
lose 2 - win 2
annndddd get fucked out of the streak by the goddamm 3 buff fancy fucking summoner - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!
3 more shitty rewards
day 8 - exploits
win 1 - lose 2
after about 3 of those here i am down 100 fucking points - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!
just another day of standing still in the spinterlands
annnddd it's another fucking round of win 1 - lose 3 in a row to super highg level fuckers or shitty level 1 3-bufff summoners
fucked out of 150 points in 2 days - it's just like the beginning of the season - FUCKING DOGSHIT !!!!
3 more worthlesss fucking rewards - not even a useable card in that shit
day 9 - dragons - my favorite
win 2 from surrenders
annnddd here comes the fucking level 8's to fuck up the streak - just another fucking day
pulled off a little streak till hte fucking dickhead with a title showed up
got lucky and pulled off anohter little run
getting closer to gold 1
lets try a couple more - win 2 , annnnddd THEN GET FUCKED BY THE GODDAMM LEVEL 1 summoner - fucking 3 buff asshole sget me EVERY FUCKING TIME
well, got a bunch of shitty cards in rewards
not sure i'm diggin the diggin the huge mana needed for summoning these fucking garbage cards
day 10 - antimelee
WOWSERS !!! - fucking massive 300 point run - made it haf-way to diamind 3
would be nice to see that before end of season ;)
FUCK YEAH !!! got another super decent run and blasted all the way into diamond 3 - with 3 days left
thats not a bad turn around for a shitty start to the season
got a decent amount of cards for rewards - they're still worthless but ay least i got a bunch of them
day 11 - exploits
well, ya win some you lose some
getting my ass kicked right at the end of the season
yeah, it's nothing but fucking level 8's now - just fucking slaughtering me - taking a break
uggg 2 garbage rewards
day 12 - water = nope , tried for a better focus and got fire - not my best splinter
godfuckingdammit - it's nothing but level 8's
i just lost 100 fucking points - almost gonna fall back into gold league
well, so much for thinking i was gonna hold on to diamond league - THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!
annnddd just got my ass kicked down into fucking gold league
let's see if i can salvage this before the losing streak fucking destroys me
annndddd here comes the fucking level 10's - im fucked
well, pissed away another fucking 3 in row - i'm 60 points deep into the fucking losing streak - fuck it , i give up
win 2 (vs lower levels) - get fucked out of the streak by the level 8's
win 2 (vs lower levels) - get fucked out of the streak by the level 8's
win 2 (vs lower levels) - get fucked out of the streak by the level 8's
3 times in a row i got fucked out of the streak
pulled 2 legendaries ;)
day 13 - antimelee
win 2 - annnddddd GET FUCKED out of the streak for the 4th time in a fucking row
annnddd it's back to losing streak again - MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!!
win 2 - annnddddd GET FUCKED out of the streak for the 5th fucking time in a row
SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH !!!!
thats twice in a row of win 2 - lose 2 - getting more pissed off by the match here
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - there's another fucking 3 in a row pissed away - fuck this, giving up before i get fucked out of another 100 points
win 2- ANNNDDDD LIKE THE 10th FUCKIMG TIME GETTING FUCKED OUT OF THE STREAK !!!!!
season rewards was a decent amount of SPS
picked up a couple chaos packs
managed to pull an epic- those are always nice
it's coming 9,007,199,254,740,991
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