God is watching... He watches while we pee, he watches while we poo, he watches when we lose a stray hair in our stew... He's watching while you text, he's watching while you phone, he's watching

Salutations my lovely human friends! Here is another shot that I wanted to share. This tree is melding together with the wooden post, perfectly demonstrating how nature and civilization can not only coexist,

Hi human friends! This is just a shot of a weird little detail, one of many in the big wide world. It is also, kinda mundane... This is a reminder that we can often find intrigue, and even beauty in the

Greetings fellow sentient beings! This is an image of the orange, red, and yellow hues of autumn. In case you forgot, autumn will be here soon! It is easily my favorite time of year. The colors are easy

Ok, so here is my rant, because this might be one of the subjects that I find most regrettable about the human experience. People living for tomorrow, when tomorrow might never come. Yup, it's a shame.

Greetings my bizarre earthling lifeforms of diverse and cool varieties! I just had one of those memory flashes of my home world, and these funny fellas! Here we see the king of the shroomies, and a few

Salutations to my super sordid simian friends! I understand that you humans take great pleasure looking at curvy bodies! I also recall a TV program where the protagonist lusted after multicolored alien

Hey yall! How are my dear humanoid meatsacks? :D I have actually been pretty busy the last few days with all kinds of stuff, and haven't had a whole lot of time to write or design much. It is sooooooooo

Salutations and greetings to my dear human buddies! And yes that includes you. It is I, your friendly neighborhood robotlizzzrd, and I am taking an interest in your ancient artwork, and various oddities.

Hello my dear human friends! I heard about an old earth tradition called an unbirthday, where you celebrate the days that are NOT your birthday. I like it! I am not sure if this is a real thing or some

In the soft winter morn, i walk silently. I take in the gentle scenery, and enjoy the chill on my skin. The world is silent, it is intoxicating. The fluffy snow muffles the sounds, and the loveliness all

In the soft sweet glow of the city lights, a shady figure walks the night. Perhaps he wanders in a daze, peering through the nightly haze. A solitary soul in search, for anything of any worth. To fill

Hi humans! How are we this fine summer day? Well, if you are doing better than this guy, you are doing pretty well. Heat aside, the popping green and vibrant colors everywhere make for some lovely eye

Saludos to all you humanoid bipeds! Today I was reminiscing about the trip to earth that I made eons ago, hitching a ride on a gelatinous organic space ship. It was genetically engineered by whoever or

Salutations and cheerful greetings to all of my earth pals! Today I was inspired by the winding twisting red rocky desert lands of the planet, and all the sun drenched critters who inhabit them.

Hola my human amigos! These hand crafted ornaments were made by a lovely ebony skinned woman, I believe of the African variety! I must say that I deeply enjoy all of your planets colorful ethnicities!

Hello my dear fleshy humanoid friends! These are some of your citrus fruits of the orange variety! If I were to venture a guess, I would say they are of the clementine subclass. Now, you might ask, why

Salutations to my earth friends! Here is a snapshot of one of your adorable little land mammals. I believe you call them squirrels? This one froze in mid climb and posed nicely for me, during what felt

Greetings my fleshy yet fabulous earth friends! So, I was walking around and wouldn't you know it, I was compelled to snap some pics of these delightful things you call flowers! We have some back home

I would like to see more scientific innovation in the areas of killing aggression, and less of it going towards the killing of people. Ok scientists, get on that right away! Maybe it can be a chemical