I dunno, I thought that the Clash did a perfect job of enumerating our rights:

"Know Your Rights" (1982)

Know your rights
All three of 'em!

Number one
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a crime
Unless it was done
By a Policeman
Or an aristocrat

And Number two
You have the right to food money
Providing of course you
Don't mind a little
Investigation, humiliation
And if you cross your fingers
Rehabilitation

Number three
You have the right to free speech
As long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it