1-Hazrat Adam ate Apple and Allah sent him to the earth from heaven as a punishment.
2-Newton discovered the law of gravity playing with an apple. Jis ki waja se hazaron students ki life har saal kharab hoti hai.
3-KickAss Torrents' owner got arrested after Apple releaved his personal details to FBI.
What do we learn from these stories? That it is always an apple that fucks us!