<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 03:43:14 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Be Like This Little Piggy]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/be-like-this-little-piggy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/be-like-this-little-piggy</guid><category><![CDATA[corona]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2020 01:46:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgtGQKeTeQ5JNjSU3Frvf7Drq4NwrGzLTPTjpc7c4VU6A12Nt6MSc1H8h5738LqN3q9sagjruusb6qWtyhoEZdHMEDJ4GJcDj34egYUqNQDP4Nr7W5cGkBP5piFJM7u8rpPz2PmpsMRxVNCKJgE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Two guys walk into a bar.  ...The third one ducks.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-the-third-one-ducks</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-the-third-one-ducks</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 03:30:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-na]]></title><description><![CDATA[What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-na]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/what-is-beethoven-s-favorite-fruit-ba-na-na-na</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/what-is-beethoven-s-favorite-fruit-ba-na-na-na</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 03:21:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Did you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/did-you-know-5-4-of-people-are-bad-at-fractions</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/did-you-know-5-4-of-people-are-bad-at-fractions</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 03:09:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."]]></title><description><![CDATA[A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/a-three-legged-dog-walked-into-a-bar-and-said-i-m-looking-for-the-man-who-shot-my-paw</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/a-three-legged-dog-walked-into-a-bar-and-said-i-m-looking-for-the-man-who-shot-my-paw</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 02:58:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Someone asked me if I was alright.  I replied "No, I'm half left."]]></title><description><![CDATA[Someone asked me if I was alright. I replied "No, I'm half left."]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/someone-asked-me-if-i-was-alright-i-replied-no-i-m-half-left</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/someone-asked-me-if-i-was-alright-i-replied-no-i-m-half-left</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2018 02:50:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?  ...He couldn't see himself doing it.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? ...He couldn't see himself doing it.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/why-did-the-invisible-man-turn-down-a-job-offer-he-couldn-t-see-himself-doing-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/why-did-the-invisible-man-turn-down-a-job-offer-he-couldn-t-see-himself-doing-it</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 03:04:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Two peanuts were walking down the street.  One was a salted.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/two-peanuts-were-walking-down-the-street-one-was-a-salted</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/two-peanuts-were-walking-down-the-street-one-was-a-salted</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2018 04:05:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/cemeteries-are-one-of-the-most-popular-places-on-earth-people-are-just-dying-to-get-in</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/cemeteries-are-one-of-the-most-popular-places-on-earth-people-are-just-dying-to-get-in</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2018 03:40:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"]]></title><description><![CDATA[A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-is-the-bar-tender-here</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-is-the-bar-tender-here</guid><category><![CDATA[puns]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2018 03:44:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do you make a kleenex dance? ...Put a little boogie in it.]]></title><description><![CDATA[How do you make a kleenex dance? ...Put a little boogie in it.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/how-do-you-make-a-kleenex-dance-put-a-little-boogie-in-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/how-do-you-make-a-kleenex-dance-put-a-little-boogie-in-it</guid><category><![CDATA[puns]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2018 03:37:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What do you call a factory that sells passable products? ...Satisfactory.]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do you call a factory that sells passable products? ...Satisfactory.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/what-do-you-call-a-factory-that-sells-passable-products-satisfactory</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/what-do-you-call-a-factory-that-sells-passable-products-satisfactory</guid><category><![CDATA[puns]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2018 02:21:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bought shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what they were laced with. I was tripping all day.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bought shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what they were laced with. I was tripping all day.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/bought-shoes-from-a-drug-dealer-don-t-know-what-they-were-laced-with-i-was-tripping-all-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/bought-shoes-from-a-drug-dealer-don-t-know-what-they-were-laced-with-i-was-tripping-all-day</guid><category><![CDATA[puns]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2018 03:14:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? Me: No, leave it in the carton.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? Me: No, leave it in the carton.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/cashier-would-you-like-the-milk-in-a-bag-sir-me-no-leave-it-in-the-carton</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/cashier-would-you-like-the-milk-in-a-bag-sir-me-no-leave-it-in-the-carton</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2018 03:03:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? ...Never mind, it's tearable.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? ...Never mind, it's tearable.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/want-to-hear-a-joke-about-a-piece-of-paper-never-mind-it-s-tearable</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/want-to-hear-a-joke-about-a-piece-of-paper-never-mind-it-s-tearable</guid><category><![CDATA[puns]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2018 03:04:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did you know french fries aren't cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Did you know french fries aren't cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/did-you-know-french-fries-aren-t-cooked-in-france-they-re-cooked-in-greece</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/did-you-know-french-fries-aren-t-cooked-in-france-they-re-cooked-in-greece</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2018 02:56:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Next year I'll give mom the best Mother's Day gift ever: take her shopping and pretend I'm enjoying it!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Next year I'll give mom the best Mother's Day gift ever: take her shopping and pretend I'm enjoying it!]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/next-year-i-ll-give-mom-the-best-mother-s-day-gift-ever-take-her-shopping-and-pretend-i-m-enjoying-it</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/next-year-i-ll-give-mom-the-best-mother-s-day-gift-ever-take-her-shopping-and-pretend-i-m-enjoying-it</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2018 04:03:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I told my kids on Mother's Day I want to be pampered. ...So, they bought me diapers.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I told my kids on Mother's Day I want to be pampered. ...So, they bought me diapers.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/i-told-my-kids-on-mother-s-day-i-want-to-be-pampered-so-they-bought-me-diapers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/i-told-my-kids-on-mother-s-day-i-want-to-be-pampered-so-they-bought-me-diapers</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2018 03:55:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Toddler: someone who can't hear their name from across the room, but can hear a bag of potato chips being opened through three walls, in a thunderstorm.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Toddler: someone who can't hear their name from across the room, but can hear a bag of potato chips being opened through three walls, in a thunderstorm.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/toddler-someone-who-can-t-hear-their-name-from-across-the-room-but-can-hear-a-bag-of-potato-chips-being-opened-through-three</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/toddler-someone-who-can-t-hear-their-name-from-across-the-room-but-can-hear-a-bag-of-potato-chips-being-opened-through-three</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2018 03:39:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Son: Dad, what's it like to have the best son ever? Dad: I don't know, you'd have to ask Grandpa]]></title><description><![CDATA[Son: Dad, what's it like to have the best son ever? Dad: I don't know, you'd have to ask Grandpa]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/son-dad-what-s-it-like-to-have-the-best-son-ever-dad-i-don-t-know-you-d-have-to-ask-grandpa</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@puddlejumper/son-dad-what-s-it-like-to-have-the-best-son-ever-dad-i-don-t-know-you-d-have-to-ask-grandpa</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[puddlejumper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2018 03:30:54 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>