“Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.” — Tina Fey

“Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.” — Billie Burke

“Beware of the fury of the patient man.” — John Dryden

“Reality is hopelessly inaccurate.” — Douglas Adams

“Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.” — Peter Ustinov

“I am at heart a gentleman.” — Marlene Dietrich

“Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.” — Jean Cocteau

“Any idiot can be complicated. It takes a genius to be simple.” — Pete Seeger

“You ought to be out raising hell. This is the fighting age. Put on your fighting clothes.” — Mother Jones

“Our life is a faint tracing on the surface of mystery.” — Annie Dillard

“Hold’em is to stud what chess is to checkers.” — Johnny Moss

“So this is America. They must be out of their minds.” — Ringo Starr

“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.” — Edward R. Murrow

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” ― Jane Austen

“Any idiot can face a crisis — it’s day to day living that wears you out.” — Anton Chekhov

“Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.” — George Takei

“What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?” — Ursula K. Le Guin

“I encounter one example after another of how relative truth is.” — Raoul Wallenberg

“Any writer who knows what he’s doing isn’t doing very much.” — Nelson Algren

“Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.” — Lenny Bruce