“Anyone can spot a lie, unless he is in need of that lie.” — Clarence Darrow

“We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.” — Kurt Vonnegut

“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.” — Douglas Adams

“Being still and doing nothing are two completely different things.” — Jackie Chan

“It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra

“Nothing is as dangerous as a sure thing.” — Stanley Kubrick

“It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.” — Herman Melville

“We all have friends we love dearly that couldn’t pass for human in a strict Turing test.” — Penn Jillette

“You can’t imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays.” — Nikolai Gogol

“Get rid of things or you’ll spend your whole life tidying up.” — Marguerite Duras

“I want you to realize that the dog that hasn’t barked is Trump.” – Epstein to Maxwell

“I used to walk into a room and wonder if people liked me. Now I look around and wonder if I like them.” — Gary Oldman

“I was reminded that when we lose and I strike out, a billion people in China don’t care.” — Reggie Jackson

“A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.” — Jackie Robinson

“Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.” — Muhammad Ali

“I think that the good and the great are only separated by the willingness to sacrifice.” — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

“To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool.” — Octavia Butler

“Either America will destroy ignorance or ignorance will destroy the United States.” — W. E. B. Du Bois

“The lesser the friends, the lesser the chances of betrayal.” — Tupac Shakur

“A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.” — Malcolm X