By the way, I can hardly feel sorry for you... All last night I had to listen to her tears, so great they were redirected to a stream. What? Of course you didn't know. You and your little group no longer

Wiker's Law: Government expands to absorb revenue and then some. "Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained." -- The Tao of Programming I am not an Economist.

Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they'd only take a bath ... Oh, the Slithery Dee, he crawled out of the sea. He may catch all the others, but he won't catch me. No, he won't catch

#define FALSE 0 /* This is the naked Truth / #define TRUE 1 / and this is the Light */ -- mailto.c Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa. As soon as we started programming, we

Fortune finishes the great quotations, #3 Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car. I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero "You

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!! It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's time for the venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out. -- Peter Kennedy, chairman of Kraft & Kennedy.

I think it's a little fantastic to try to form a picture in people's minds of the Debian archive administration team huddled over their terminals, their faces lit only by a CRT with a little root shell

UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on Tue Nov 5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch). -- Andy Tanenbaum The bank sent our statement this morning, The red ink was a sight of

"Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that no conclusion can be drawn from them." (By Joseph L. Brothers, Linux/PowerPC Project) Santa Claus is watching! Magary's

It's always darkest just before the lights go out. -- Alex Clark Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. -- John Kenneth Galbraith An Animal that knows who it is, one that has a sense of his own identity, is a discontented creature, doomed

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life, he will lose his reverence for all of life. -- Albert Schweitzer Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. -- Fletcher Knebel Once Again From

In 1914, the first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper. The creator received $4000 down ... and $3000 across. Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain Eggheads

Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet- trained. They wear neckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise clear

"So-called Christian rock. . . . is a diabolical force undermining Christianity from within." -- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocrite and TV preacher, self-described pornography addict, "Two points

There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law