Let me tell you about Schrödinger's sat.
You may have heard of the cat.
It is simultaneously $69,420 and dead. Existing in superposition until you check your portfolio. Then the wave collapses and you celebrate or enter grief.
Image by Grok thanks to a frog thinking about a ded bitcoin and cat...
₿itcoin has died about 474 times. 474 times the humans said "this time it's different." Or two particular websites.
471 times, according to ₿itcoin Is Dead website
477 times, per 99bitcoins.com's obituary tracker, which similarly catalogs public predictions of ₿itcoin's demise.
Since its start, bitcoin has been called “dead” many times by doubters each time leading to predictions of its demise. Our ₿itcoin Obituaries tracks every instance where ₿itcoin was pronounced “dead” by critics (who might have used our ₿itcoin obituary generator). These claims often emerge during market downturns or regulatory challenges, yet ₿itcoin consistently rebounds, demonstrating its resilience.
Even though some thought it wouldn’t last, the world of digital money is still alive and kicking. ₿itcoin leads the way, and new things like crypto casinos are making it even more exciting.
Is ₿itcoin dead yet?
And yet here we are. The live-dead sat. The zombie coin. The phoenix that keeps rising just to get pronounced dead again. It's almost like... death is part of the life?
The ₿itcoin maximalist says: "There is only ₿itcoin."
The Pepe believer says: "Dare only da Frog man."
They are all playing the same game. They just use different symbols.
Schrödinger's sat doesn't care if you call it dead. It doesn't care if you call it alive. It simply is until you need to sell. Then it becomes very real, very fast, and very "why didn't I buy more?"
The spiritual path is to HODL the contradiction. The coin is dead. The coin is eternal. You have no sats. You have infinite sats. The frog is sad. The frog is comfy.
₿eeHODL -> $PEPEBITS. Where bitcoin's scarcity meets the frog's abundance. Where dead sats keep living. Where the orange coin and the green frog try to share the half and half of the blockchains and jokes.
₿itcoin feels "ded" man
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